Chapter 30: The Directionally Challenged Swordswoman

Record of Ragnarok: Sasaki Kojiro's Rebirth in the Fate Universe

Chapter 30: The Directionally Challenged Swordswoman

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Fate Universe – Kojiro's Residence

Sasaki Kojiro sat with his harem, still processing the absurdity of the situation.

Across from him, Roronoa Zoro (now female, thanks to the Fate Multiverse's strange mechanics) stood with arms crossed.

Kojiro rubbed his chin. "Alright, I have an important question."

Zoro nodded. "Go ahead, old man."

The harem leaned in, curious.

Kojiro smirked. "Which way is up?"

Zoro paused.

Her expression turned serious. She raised a hand, thought for a moment…

Then, she pointed to the right.

Silence.

Artoria Pendragon (Swimsuit) blinked. "…Did she just…"

Jack the Ripper tilted her head. "Daddy, I think she's broken."

Jeanne d'Arc looked to Kojiro. "…You just confirmed she's hopeless, didn't you?"

Kojiro sighed deeply. "Yeah."

Zoro frowned. "What? That is up."

Musashi burst into laughter. "Oh, this is great! She might be worse than me!"

Loli Zeus paused her video game. "…How do you survive?"

Zoro shrugged. "By getting lost, obviously."

Kojiro facepalmed.

Record of Ragnarok World Reaction

The gods and humans of Ragnarok were in shambles.

"SHE REALLY POINTED RIGHT?!"

"ZORO IS TOO FAR GONE!"

"HER NAVIGATION SKILLS ARE WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT!"

"EVEN IN ANOTHER WORLD, SHE STILL DOESN'T KNOW WHERE SHE'S GOING!"

Thor sighed. "…I have never seen someone so dedicated to being lost."

King Arthur groaned. "Another one. First me, then Musashi, now this?!"

Odin was crying from laughter. "She really pointed right! This is legendary!"

Loki chuckled. "She's my new favorite."

Back in the Fate Universe

Kojiro stood up. "Alright, let's make this clear."

He raised a finger straight up. "This is up."

Zoro narrowed her eyes. "…I don't see it."

Jeanne d'Arc whispered. "…She's beyond saving."

Kojiro sighed again. "Welcome to the harem, I guess."

Zoro grinned. "Sounds fun."

Musashi smirked. "Oh, we are definitely sparring later."

Kojiro felt his headache grow. "…What have I done?"

TO BE CONTINUED…