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Record of Ragnarok: Sasaki Kojiro’s Rebirth in the Fate Universe

Record of Ragnarok: Sasaki Kojiro's Rebirth in the Fate Universe

Chapter 32: The Law of the Multiverse – Zoro Must Always Be Lost

Fate Universe – Kojiro's Residence

Sasaki Kojiro sat in front of his system, deep in thought.

Zoro was currently trying to find the kitchen but had somehow ended up outside the house, standing on the roof.

Artoria Pendragon (Swimsuit), Jeanne d'Arc, Jack the Ripper, and Loli Zeus sat beside Kojiro, all staring at the screen with great curiosity.

"Alright… System, is there a way to fix Zoro's terrible sense of direction?"

[System Report: Can Zoro's Navigation Be Fixed?]

Reason: The Multiversal Law of "Zoro Must Always Be Lost" is Absolute.

Just as the "Law of Artoria Pendragon" dictates that there must always be multiple versions of Artoria in every Fate universe…

Just as the "Law of Gilgamesh" states that there will always be a golden king with arrogance beyond reason…

The "Law of Zoro" ensures that Roronoa Zoro, no matter the world, timeline, or dimension, must always get lost.

Magic? → Instantly negated by fate.

GPS? → Malfunctions when in Zoro's possession.

Teleports? → Still ends up in the wrong place.

Forcing Zoro to follow someone? → The person leading becomes lost instead.

Conclusion: Zoro's sense of direction is permanently bound by the Laws of the Multiverse. There is no cure. Accept it.

Kojiro stared at the screen. "…This has to be a joke."

Artoria (Swimsuit) sighed. "It is not. I, too, exist because of a multiversal law."

Jeanne nodded. "As do I. There are always countless versions of me across timelines."

Jack the Ripper tilted her head. "So, Zoro is… an unfixable existence?"

Loli Zeus laughed. "Amazing. Truly amazing. The gods themselves cannot stop it."

She had somehow wandered off again.

Kojiro groaned. "…Where did she go this time?"

A moment later, Zoro walked back in through the front door.

Zoro looked around in confusion. "Huh? How did I end up outside?"

The entire world of Ragnarok was losing their minds.

"IT'S AS ABSOLUTE AS THE ARTORIA PENDRAGON RULE?!"

"THAT MEANS EVEN THE GODS CAN'T STOP IT?!"

"WE CAN PUT PEOPLE ON THE MOON BUT CAN'T FIX ZORO?!"

Loki was dying of laughter. "I CAN'T BREATHE! HAHAHAHA!"

King Arthur was trembling. "STOP COMPARING ME TO HER! I DID NOTHING WRONG!"

Zeus stroked his beard. "…Perhaps this is divine justice."

Hercules just sat down, defeated. "…This is beyond my understanding."

Kojiro rubbed his temples. "…So, no matter what, Zoro will always be lost."

Zoro grinned. "Well, I always end up somewhere cool."

Kojiro sighed. "…Fine. I give up."

Jack the Ripper tugged at his sleeve. "Daddy, should we put a bell on her?"

Jeanne crossed her arms. "I say we tie a rope around her waist."

Artoria (Swimsuit) smirked. "Why not just accept it? It's entertaining."

Loli Zeus grinned. "Let fate run its course."

Kojiro looked at Zoro. "…Zoro, do you at least know where we are?"

Zoro thought about it… then pointed at a wall. "…That way?"