Chapter 38: Record of Ragnarok Reacts to the Gender-Swap List
Record of Ragnarok: Sasaki Kojiro's Rebirth in the Fate Universe
Chapter 38: Record of Ragnarok Reacts to the Gender-Swap List
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Record of Ragnarok World – Utter Chaos Ensues
The sky screen flickered, displaying the list of historical figures who had been gender-swapped in the Fate universe.
The moment the names appeared, the entire arena erupted into chaos.
"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT—WHAT?!"
"MY NAME IS ON THAT LIST?!"
"WHY AM I A WOMAN IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE?!"
"FATE UNIVERSE, EXPLAIN YOURSELF!"
Hercules stared blankly at the screen, his brain failing to process the information. "A-Ah… There's a female version of Alexander the Great? And… Napoleon?"
Ares gritted his teeth. "Tch… Even warriors are getting gender-swapped?"
Zeus was rolling on the floor, laughing. "BAHAHAHA! THIS IS PERFECT! HISTORY HAS NEVER BEEN FUNNIER!"
Hades (Male) rubbed his temples. "…Why am I still watching this?"
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King Arthur's Breakdown
Among the loudest reactions was from none other than King Arthur himself.
King Arthur stood up, his face completely red. "…WHY? WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?!"
Gawain tried to calm him down. "M-My King, please relax—"
Lancelot chuckled. "To be fair, you do look quite nice as a woman in the Fate world."
Arthur grabbed his sword, shaking in rage. "DO NOT SAY THAT, LANCELOT!"
Meanwhile, Mordred was laughing hysterically. "HAHAHAHA! I ALWAYS KNEW YOU HAD A FEMININE SIDE, FATHER!"
Arthur collapsed onto his throne. "…This is my curse."
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Oda Nobunaga's Confusion
Oda Nobunaga crossed his arms, looking at the screen. "So, I'm a beautiful woman in that universe, huh?"
Shimazu Toyohisa nodded. "Yes, Lord Nobunaga. And quite the popular one."
Nobunaga grinned. "Well, I suppose there are worse fates."
Date Masamune laughed. "I'd like to see that version of you try to conquer Japan."
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Julius Caesar & Alexander the Great React
Julius Caesar rubbed his chin. "A female version of me? Hah, I bet she's just as charming."
Brunhilde raised an eyebrow. "She's… well-loved, let's just say that."
Alexander the Great was silent for a moment before speaking. "I see… So, in another world, I am a queen?"
His generals looked at each other awkwardly.
Leonidas patted Alexander's shoulder. "At least you're still a conqueror, lad."
Alexander sighed. "Yes, but… WHY AS A WOMAN?!"
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Hercules & Cu Chulainn Try to Cope
Hercules crossed his arms, looking at the screen. "I understand some changes in myth, but Cu Chulainn? You too?"
Cu Chulainn rubbed the back of his head. "Apparently, yeah. Some Fate timelines have me as a woman."
Achilles burst out laughing. "PFFT—CU! I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY!"
Cu Chulainn groaned. "I swear, Fate just likes doing this for fun."
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Leonardo da Vinci's Acceptance
Leonardo da Vinci adjusted his glasses. "Ah, I see my name here."
Brunhilde nodded. "Yes, and in the Fate universe, you're permanently female."
Da Vinci smiled. "Well, no complaints here. Genius transcends gender, after all."
Thor chuckled. "That's the most Da Vinci response possible."
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The Ultimate Question – Why Not Sasaki Kojiro?
Finally, the audience noticed something.
Poseidon spoke up. "…Wait. Sasaki Kojiro is NOT on the list?"
The entire arena went silent.
Zeus looked up at the sky. "Now that's unfair."
Shiva nodded. "How does everyone else get gender-swapped, but he remains the same?"
Kojiro's rival, Poseidon, clenched his fists. "Even in this absurdity, he manages to stand apart."
Brunhilde smirked. "Perhaps the Fate universe respects him too much to change him."
Kojiro's victory in yet another unexpected way sent shockwaves through the arena.
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Final Thoughts
As the sky screen faded to black, the Record of Ragnarok warriors were left questioning history itself.
King Arthur cried himself to sleep.
Oda Nobunaga embraced her fate.
Alexander the Great swore to prove he was still a conqueror.
Cu Chulainn suffered emotional damage.
Zeus laughed until he lost his voice.
Sasaki Kojiro? He just kept adding more beauties to his harem.
And so, the madness continued.
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TO BE CONTINUED…