Holy ****

It all started with an "Oh, SHIT" moment.



Retired field agent Era thought she could outrun her past by hiding in an Italian monastery—soaking up the sun and sipping on God’s Blood (aka wine) all day. That dream shatters when she’s unceremoniously dumped in a dreary Yorkshire convent, forced to serve the tyrannical Sister Maria. Her days are now filled with mindless sweeping and even more mindless daydreaming.



Until she stumbles upon the impossible.



Suddenly, she’s catapulted into a world of floating corpses, psychotic nuns, and criminal insanity. What starts as a desperate attempt at survival spirals into a collision course with ancient deities, deadly trials, confusing power systems, and cults that really need to get a hobby beyond world domination.



And the worst part? She’s somehow become humanity’s last hope.



An action-packed fantasy thriller colliding with the criminal underworld, this novel is laced with chaos, wrapped in sarcasm and sprinkled with just the right amount of blasphemy.