Wes had a full tummy, the kind of warm, cozy fullness that only came from a mother's milk and whatever mystical nutrients babies thrived on. His sister was equally content, her tiny hands curled into fists as she drifted off.
Nap time!
God, it was so comfortable. He was nestled in a pack-and-play, a padded paradise with soft walls and a faint hum of technology. The thing monitored him and his sister like they were tiny celebrities under house arrest. He was pretty sure there was an AI involved—the way Big Mother and Abel talked to their electronics had that distinct "I'm talking to a smart house" vibe. But he didn't dive too deeply into it.
He'd adapted to Orc culture, after all. Many planets never eased up on their restrictions for mana tech. It was a crutch. He'd heard the tales—battle puppet users, armored warriors who relied on tech, ending up on "cold planets." The term had nothing to do with temperature and everything to do with a world's mana-tech restrictions. They'd end up as walking tin cans, their crutches useless, and most of them died with a confused look and a dead battery.
As much as he wanted a robot hand, he'd settle for a Void Crystal. There had to be one he could use. Hell, he was a bad motherfucker without a Void Crystal—he didn't need something super powerful. Besides, affinities were tied to your soul, and he already had one. A good one.
One day, he'd bleach Victor's skull and make the finest wine mug in the world. That bastard didn't know who he was messing with, Wes had been one bad mother fucker!
And then his bowels rumbled.
Oh. Oh no.
Gas slipped out in a quiet betrayal, and then the floodgates opened.
Wes pooped his diaper.
Oop.
Diaper change, incoming!
He let out a practiced wail, a perfect, high-pitched cry that babies around the world would envy. Abel appeared like a shadow, calm and steady. He scooped Wes up, his hands as gentle as ever, and got to work. Wes's sister slept through it, oblivious to the horror of a dirty diaper.
And then the doorbell rang.
Abel paused, fingers still deftly maneuvering the disaster zone of Wes's diaper.
"Felicity," Abel said, addressing the AI, "who is it?"
The fact that he had a watch that talked back was not lost on Wes. The little gadget on his wrist blinked with soft blue light, and the AI's voice responded in crisp, polite tones.
"It is the Lady's father, Master Abel."
Now that was interesting. Wes had never seen Abel rush. The guy had a Zen master kind of aura, the Blues Clues grandpa who never cursed and always had a friendly smile. But now? He was moving fast, dude never rushed anything.
Abel muttered under his breath, and for the first time in Wes's short, second life, he heard the old man curse.
"Shit."
Well, well, well. Things were getting spicy.
More drama.
Wes felt his sleepy instincts urging him back to dreamland, but no way. He wasn't about to miss this. If Abel tried to put him back to sleep, he'd cry. And not just a little. He'd unleash the banshee wail, the kind that made adults rush to check for scorpions in the crib.
He wanted to see something, he was very anti drama but with nothing to do, literally and figuratively, he wanted to meet his grandfather.
And if it took a little weaponized baby crying to make it happen? So be it.