Drunk Text/Phone Names

I'm back bitches hoes and non binary bros!

Drunk texts and what names y'all have for eachother.

Ina-

Octo Waifu: n/y! Can yb pvk me ip?

My Author: Ina? What's wrong?

Octo Waifu: I hd drums eith cali

My Author: Ill be there in a minute.

Melody-

Mel: Bbby can't fin my phone :(

Daddy: Melody, your texting me right now and you can't get drunk.

Mel: Damn it. Why can't you be any fun?

Daddy: ...look at how you set my name mel... but fine.

Daddy: what do you need mel?

Mel: I want a pack of crackers :3

Daddy: alright, I'll bring you a pack.

Calli-

Soul Sucker: Wifey! Isn't talk you

Wifey: Calli, what the hell are you saying?

Soul Sucker: give me cuddles

Wifey: I'll be home from work in 30 minutes.

Soul Sucker: not soon enough T-T

Fauna(Y/n will be the drunk one in this):

Bb Raccoon: Mommy.

Garden Waifu: What?

Bb Raccoon: Pic me ups deunks

Garden Waifu: This is why I didn't want you to go out with Calli...

Mumei:

Owl: I love you you love me we're a great bit family! With a click click there and a church churk theer

Flameo Hotman: I think you that last bit wrong Mumei.

Owl: Nah man, can't be wron apex predictor

Flameo Hotman: Where are you mumei, I'll pick you up.

Owl: Old mc"Donald's farm

Nerissa-

Ravens Thighs: O drank to kcuh T-t

Blood Sucker: do you need me to pick you up?

Ravens Thighs: Yeh, I'd love for you to pik me u0 ;3

Blood sucker: Why does that seem dirty?

Ravens Thighs: ;););););3);)4)

Blood Sucker: I'm coming to pick you up, stay still.

Shiori:

Ruin Me: I'm so fckdint drunk rn

Octopus Hentai: what? I thought you were doing a autopsy on someone.

Ruin me: oh shit

Octopus Hentai: ?

Ruin me: I am def doin that..... shhhhhhhhhh

Octopus Hentai: who are you shushing?

Ruin Me: idk very drunk and very confused

Ruin Me: all I remember is flipping off a cop and stealing someone's birthday cake, I odt regret anything

Ruin Me: it was chocolate if you were wondering

Octopus Hentai: Bring me home a slice.

Ruin me: Disney done

Cecilia-

Wind Up Wife: This isn't normal

Chaos Scientist: What?

Wind Up Wife: I'm drunk T-T

Chaos Scientist: What? How?

Wind Up Wife: I don't know T-T

Chaos Scientist: Are you ok?

Wind Up Wife: more than ok 👍

Wind Up Wife: Come find me

Chaos Scientist: why, are you sure your ok?

Wind Up Wife: I wanna dance.. and kiss

Wind Up Wife: Fine me T-T

Hello :3 hoped you enjoyed this chapter after no update for a while :3 you can thank CyYu for this chapter :3