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Elyzara Thorne was just an ordinary woman until she died in the dumbest way possible. One moment she was walking down the street, the next, she was choking on a piece of candy and face-planting into the afterlife. Before she could even process her own stupidity, a snarky system appeared and dumped her into the body of a newborn baby.

Sounds bad? Oh, it gets worse.

Her new moms are the most terrifying tyrants the world has ever seen two ridiculously powerful empresses who rule with an iron fist, burn cities for fun, and make their enemies weep in fear. The entire kingdom is one bad day away from rebellion, and Elyzara’s new mission (whether she likes it or not) is to stop these two overpowered warlords from getting themselves overthrown.

The problem?
	•	She’s a literal infant.
	•	Her moms worship the ground she drools on and think she’s the best thing since world domination.
	•	Everyone around her is scared shitless of her “divine presence,” making diplomacy nearly impossible.

Can Elyzara stop her bloodthirsty parents from committing war crimes before she’s old enough to walk? Or is she doomed to be the adorable mascot of tyranny?

Help! My Moms Are Overpowered Tyrants, and I’m Stuck as Their Baby!

Standing before Velka's door elegantly carved, slightly menacing, and notably temperamental I suddenly questioned every life choice that had led me here. Even the goat tapestry down the hall seemed skeptical now, judging my courage with its beady embroidered eyes.

I sighed, lifting my hand to knock, only to freeze midway. "System, a little moral support would be helpful right about now."

[You're doing great,] it said cheerfully. [And by great, I mean you're overthinking this terribly.]

[It's realistic. Besides, this is just Velka. What's the worst that can happen? Another lifetime of tragic romance and betrayal? You're used to that.]

"You're officially banned from pep talks," I muttered sourly.

Vampires,