Blast From The Past (I)

Seeing the birds flying through the air, Titus breathed a sigh of relief.

He still could not believe that the little munchkin who tripped and tumbled every time, had snot running down her nose like tapwater, burped and farted everytime she laughed, had grown into such a beauty. Now embodying the very principle of perfection, she is revered by the people as a wise Monarch (though still a klutz in private).

But deep in his heart, he could not help but feel great remorse at what happened to her older sister, who lies in the Empire of Sin, forever alone, repenting for the great sin she committed all those years ago...

Shaking his head, he wandered though the park, stopping by a vendor, from where he got a skewer of fried tofu doused in sweet soy sauce, along with sweet booby tea. Drinking and chewing with great gusto, he settled in the lake, watching the Green Hockled Swans swimming by (he did not why, but they have an odd penchance for NTR, dunno which morons bred them with this mentality).

Despite the people gawking and pointing fingers at him (he was still wearing his heavy cloak), Titus sat underneath the cherry blossom tree, enjoying the serene scenery in peace. Damn, thank you whichever poor sod that came here, for bringing the rich culture of soy sauce and milk tea!

Just as he was halfway through his snack, a Leafsteel-covered arm tapped him on his shoulders. "Sire, could you please come with me. Some people are bothered by your...'heavy'...presence. I would appreciate it if you would follow me back..."

Glancing to his sides, Titus realised that many people were pointing fingers at him. Some children even began crying once he laid his eyes on them!

Rolling his eyes, he stood up, following the knight out of the garden. On the way, he saw a young Brownie misbehaving against his parents. Unable to curb his urge, he chastised the young girl, "Little lassie, you'd better follow your parents, or else..."

Despite not seeing his complete gave, just his squinting eyes scared the misbehaving child so much, she pissed her pants in fear. "Uuuu, I promise daddy, I won't rig others' toys to blow up again..."

Huddling together with his daughter, the father, while he did not piss his pants, he did crap once Titus's questioning gaze fell upon him. "P-p-please l-l-let m-m-me g-g-go. I-I p-promise that my daughter will be the sweetest, most cutest child around. So please don't eat her!"

At this point, the guard could not help but laugh at the marvellous that was happening in front of her eyes. Seeing Titus's gaze swivel towards her, she quickly stifled her laughter, though not before he figured out something shocking.

Huh, what'd ya know, it's a girl!

Not wanting to embarrass himself further, the Orc begrudgingly followed the guard, until they stopped in a quiet alleyway. "So, why is the Captain of the Palace Guards willing to arrest a very innocent civilian. I don't think I've done anything th–"

Suddenly, his jaw dropped wide open.

The guard opened her mask, revealing a light brown face, chiselled from years of hard labour. Her light silver eyes glinted with an Impish light, making her seem more mischievous than ever. Her light pinkish lips, while not oozing with seduction, still gave her answer air of youthful temptation. Light blue hair jiggled up and down her shoulders, rugged like the cliff rocks of Hymalas.

"I missed you so much, big brother!"