The Day Richard Was Reborn

"Richard, a PARENTLESS STUPID MORON and a BIG FAILURE, was buying some groceries on on his birthday, it was his best day of his life, he went for shopping at the night, just like what a BRAT would do!"

Richard was buying groceries, while his friend Karl Richardson was waiting outside, Richard bought some groceries and went to the counter. Shopkeeper said "Sir here's your bill" Richard paid the bill moved forward

"Intense creepy sounds"

"The hell is this? Wait… is this a game machine? But it's 2025, who even uses this piece of dusty rusty trash?" Said Richard

"Creepy sounds"

"If this keep happening, I'mma show you Mathematics equations. Ohh wait, maybe I should try this..... Ahem… Ahem…. One time?" Said Richard. At this point, Richard was frightened. 

"Go To He-"

Richard:- WHO THE HELL SAID THAT? DOGS GONNA POOP ON HIS MOUTH REAL HAR- 

"Mission Started, find the princess"

"What the hell is this thing? Blessings by a child? Blessings by a dog? nevermind, I'mma play this real quick." Said Richard, and then started to play that piece of rusty dusty shi- never mind. 

"Game completes, Richard goes outside the shop"

Richard:- Ahhh..... Finally! Some fresh air. Wait why is my eyes getting blur? Why am I feeling dizzy? My head's paining.. Ohh god, I've played too much ga... mes. I'm gonna fain.....-

"Two hours later"

"Richard opens his eyes"

"He woke up!"

"Who are you?" Richard said while being frightened. 

"I'm Elsa Richardson."

"Richardson? What do you mea-"

"By the way, what's your name?" Said Elsa with excitement. 

Richard Filver's eyes sparkled with mischief as he conversed with Elsa, a young girl who had introduced herself with an infectious enthusiasm. Elsa's words tumbled out in a breathless rush, and Richard found himself grinning at her antics.

"NO WAY!" Elsa exclaimed, her eyes wide with wonder. "You're the great Richard Filver!"

Richard's smile faltered for a moment, and he exchanged a wary glance with Elsa. "What do you mean?" he asked, his tone cautious.

Elsa's face lit up with excitement. "Please be my friend!" she begged, her voice trembling with sincerity.

Richard's expression softened, and he nodded reluctantly. "Um, okay. But remember, 50 years later, at this place, someone named Keinhard Filver might appear. Trust him as you can."

Elsa's eyes sparkled with curiosity, but before she could ask any questions, Richard continued, "I have to see everything... in this fantasy world. By the way, is it Alteria?"

Elsa nodded, and Richard's eyes gleamed with interest. "Just go away, you filthy nursery failed kiddo," he teased, his tone light.

Elsa pouted, but Richard just chuckled and turned to leave. "I've got to go," he said, his voice fading into the distance.

As Richard walked away, he muttered to himself, "I've been walking for an hour. Am I a horse or something? Still better than mathematics and P.T. sir."

Suddenly, a high-pitched voice pierced the air. "Yoo! Yoo! Yoo! Who's that kid?"

Richard's eyes rolled heavenward as he turned to face the speaker. "Stop saying 'YOO'! You ain't the main character of the story."

A boy with a mischievous grin approached Richard, his eyes sparkling with amusement. "What's with that attitude?" he asked, his tone playful.

Richard snorted. "Why don't you just use your brain and figure it out? Ohh sorry! You don't even have a brain. In fact, you don't even have parents! They abandoned you. Shame on you."

The boy's face darkened, and he launched himself at Richard. "I'mma kill you real quick! YOU RUTHLESS MONSTER!"

Richard watched the boy's attack with a detached air, his eyes glinting with amusement. "Go ahead."

With a few swift movements, Richard dispatched the boy, leaving him lying on the ground. "Told ya'," Richard said, his tone dripping with sarcasm. "Now stop playin' around and gimme peace, and by peace I meant GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY IDIOT."

As the boy slunk away, Richard continued on his journey, his eyes scanning the horizon for any signs of civilization. Finally, he spotted a grand mansion in the distance, its turrets and spires glinting in the sunlight.

Richard's eyes narrowed as he approached the mansion, his senses on high alert. As he entered the mansion, he was greeted by Elsa, who introduced him to Howard L. Hawkins, the mansion's owner.

"My My! Mr. Richard, it's an honor to meet you," Howard said, his voice dripping with obsequiousness.

Richard's eyes rolled heavenward as he listened to Howard's effusive welcome. "Can we just go inside and talk?" he asked, his tone impatient.

As they entered the mansion, Richard was introduced to Elysia, the librarian and manager of the mansion, and Sirius, Elsa's tutor and mentor.

The evening passed in a blur of conversation and laughter, with Richard regaling the group with tales of his adventures. But as the night wore on, Richard's demeanor changed, his eyes taking on a faraway look.

"Can y'all introduce yourselves?" he asked, his voice distant.

As the others introduced themselves, Richard's eyes grew glassy, his body beginning to tremble. Suddenly, he vomited blood, his eyes wide with shock.

"What is going on?" he gasped, his voice weak.

A figure appeared behind him, her eyes blazing with malevolence. "I shall take your life," Aremidona hissed.

Richard's eyes narrowed, his jaw setting in determination. "Like hell I'm giving my life?"

Aremidona's smile grew wider. "You are!"

Richard's eyes flashed with defiance. "I... I... I... Will..."

But before he could finish, Aremidona's attack struck him, sending him tumbling to the ground. As Richard's vision faded, he saw himself back at the place where he had first arrived in this world.

Elsa's voice pierced the air, her words distant and unclear. "He woke up!"

Richard's eyes flickered open, his mind reeling with confusion. Aredimona says "So you fainted again? And now you came to my Imaginary Castle? What a failure, by the way, I ain't gonna show you mercy"

"Look who's back, Richard!" Said an unknown person and attack from back, and backstabbed Richard. 

"So you started working for Aredimona? Ragnar wouldn't be happ-" Said Richard, the unknown person then casts spell that destroys 300+ Realities, including the current one. 

"You will…. You will… . . You" Before completing the whole sentence, something disturbing happens.