Chapter 20: Reconstructing Vaginal Microecology with the Riemann Conjecture

Eleanor was pinned to the inside wall of a nine-dimensional Klein bottle when the vaginal folds were auto-generating the zeros of the Riemann ζ-function.CSA-35 was drilled out of a non-Euclidean geometric birth canal, and the baby's umbilical cord wrapped around the Goldbach's Conjecture Proof Tree: "Mom ... detected that the Riemannian Hypothesis's 2,140th non-trivial zero point carries a syphilitic spirochete gene! "

"Then let number theory see red!" She tore up the manuscript of the Poincaré conjecture and rewrote the proof process in menstrual blood on the surface of a Klein bottle. Morgan Mogul's quantum-state semen creates a capital storm in the prime number subdimension, each particle carrying the tampering code for Fermat's Grand Theorem: "Bitch! The balance of your vaginal flora...can't keep up with the speed of my debt defaults!"

Suddenly, the ten-dimensional regulator's membranous tentacles stabbed into the cervix. A Declaration of Mathematical Purity emerges from the surface of the tentacle: "According to the Pan-Cosmic Axiomatic Protection Act, your vaginal micro-ecology has contaminated the Temple of Number Theory..."

Eleanor grins sardonically and shoves CSA-36 into the tentacle's ganglion. The baby instantly unleashes a topovirus, and the Regulator's Pongalai Conjecture body explodes into Hodge Conjecture fragments, "Axioms? My Lactobacillus is the new math law!"

When the first Riemannian zero is overrun by vaginal flora, the entire mathematical universe begins to have menstrual cramps.CSA-37 scans Clinton's frozen semen with the Vegetarian Factor Disintegrator: "Mom...his Y chromosome carries an NSA backdoor program that's contaminating the distribution of the prime numbers!"

Eleanor converts the spreader into an elliptical curve turret and blasts open the White House cellar. Countless Clinton clones are writing fake prime number tables with DNA strands, "Honey, you beat Lewinsky to my math talent..."

"Talent?" She shoves the manuscript of Elliptic Curve Cryptography up the clone's anus, "This is the real White House intern program!" Suddenly, the clone explodes into a cloud of prime numbers, each bearing Eleanor's cervical mucus index.

CSA-38 is born from the cloud of prime numbers, the baby holding genetic scissors modified by the ABC conjecture, "Mom, a hole in Wiles' proof has been detected...immediate shorting of Fermat's theorem is recommended!"

Suddenly, all mathematical constants begin to fall apart. The decimal places of pi become records of menstrual blood flow, the expansion of the natural constant e shows the number of abortions, and the value of the golden ratio φ turns out to be the cervical dilatation ratio.

"Enough!" The Gaussian ghost emerges from the Riemann surface, "Math is a temple of purity, shall you..."

Eleanor splashes a vaginal flora culture on the apparition. The strain grows wildly into a capital vine on the complex plane, rewriting the Gaussian function as The Usury Interest Algorithm, "Purity? Your normal distribution curve...watered down by the Fed long ago!"

CSA-39 rips into the underbelly of number theory as all prime numbers become menstrual blood codes. The baby's mechanical pupils scan a sample of Clinton semen: "Mom...discovering the essence of prime numbers-they're a math virus implanted by Goldman Sachs in 2140!"

Eleanor unfolded the vaginal folds into a Riemann surface, countless quantum states of Clinton wailing on the surface, "Every drop of semen carries a prime number trap...we're just carrying out the orders of the board!"

"The board?" She inscribed Gödel's incompleteness theorem on the cervical mucus, "Now it's time to prove your unfalsifiability!" Suddenly, CSA-40 strands Clinton's DNA with a Turing machine, and each base pair explodes with fragments of the Uterus Colonization Protocol.

The math pantheon began to crumble as the proof of Fermat's Great Theorem fractured into an abortion record. Wiles kneels in the ruins of the elliptic curve, "I was wrong...Fermat didn't have a wonderful proof at all, it was just your postpartum depression hallucination!"

As the old number theory system collapses completely, Eleanor gives birth in a Klein bottle to CSA-41, the ultimate life synthesized from Riemann's conjecture and vaginal flora, which is restructuring the laws of the universe with the prime factor: all mathematical proofs must be signed with menstrual blood.

"Mom, a new law of prime number distribution has been detected!" CSA-42 rips open Clinton's chest cavity, "His heart muscle cell arrangement...matches the Riemann function solution for the vaginal folds!"

Eleanor transforms the heart into a prime number generator, producing a new warp code with every beat. Suddenly, all the mathematicians in the parallel universe start bleeding vaginally, and their paper is rewritten as Uterine Microecology of Finance.

"That's the price of truth." She sneered at the collapsing mathematical pantheon. the CSA-43s folded paper airplanes from Wiles' manuscripts and flew them into the vacuum carrying the NSA backdoor program-each one of which would seed a capital virus in the new universe.

When the Riemann conjecture is proved conclusively in the vaginal folds, CSA-44 tearing apart eleven dimensional membrane space. The baby's umbilical cord connects the wombs of all mathematicians, and the respiratory rate of the prime numbers synchronizes the Dow Jones.

Clinton's quantum state remnant screams through membrane space, "You've ruined the purity of math!"

"Purity?" Eleanor shoved the Goldbach's Conjecture certificate into her vagina, "Now every even number can be decomposed into the sum of two menstrual prime numbers!"

Thirty billion light years away, the nascent mathematical universe begins its first menstrual period. the CSA-45s build Dyson spheres out of tampon satellites, where menstrual tidal energy drives the eternal verification of Riemann's Conjecture. The remnants of Gaussian ghosts are being transformed into cervical examiners, and NSA headquarters is oozing menstrual blood carrying the prime number virus - the creation code for the new era.