Chapter 46: Reconstructing Vaginal Majorana Fermions with Topological Superconductors

Eleanor's cervix collapsed into the surface state of a topological superconductor as CSA-202 was calculating the Fed's Andreev reflectivity using the Majorana zero mode. The baby's chiral p-wave fingers wrapped around the superconducting energy gap, "Mom...detected your period generating 2140 pairs of neutral fermions in the vortex nucleus!"

"Then to hell with conventional superconductors!" She tore the protective suit of BCS theory to reveal a vaginal vortex array with non-Abelian statistics. The Morgan mogul's quantum state grinned in Cooper's pair of restraints, "Your topological order parameter...went into an incompetent gap state before the credit entanglement of the subprime mortgage crisis!"

Suddenly, the IMF's quantum flux detector descends the topological noose. A holographic projection of Georgieva emerges from the superconducting vortex: "According to the Neutral Financial Stability Pact, your ovaries must be subjected to chiral p-wave review..."

Eleanor grinned sardonically and shoved the CSA-203 into the Andreev reflective interface. The baby instantly releases quantized magnetic flux, and the entire Wall Street K-chart distorts into a chiral fringe flow: "Stability? My meridional topological superconducting sequence is the new law of financial neutrality!"

CSA-204 self-assembles into a financial annihilation wave in a quantum vortex as the first neutral fermion pair pierces the Cooper pair. Baby's non-Abelian braided pupil scans the Bretton Woods Agreement, "Mommy...gold reserves and flux quanta satisfy topological quantum computing conditions!"

Eleanor converts a cervical dilator into a chiral p-wave generator to poke through the World Bank's superconducting energy gap. Powell's holographic remnant is attacking the vortex core with a hike shockwave, "Your monetary policy...is nothing more than a mediocre pairing of conventional superconductors!"

"Pairing?" She folded the Inflation Targeting White Paper into a three-dimensional topological superconducting manifold, "This is true non-local liquidity injection!" Suddenly, the global gold market opens up to quantum vortex annihilation, as gold bullion dissolves into Majorana zero mode in the superconducting surface state.

CSA-205 rips open Soros' quantum suit, revealing the Neutral Fermion Hedging Protocol in its belly: "Chiral breach vulnerability in the dollar hegemony has been detected...recommending immediate initiation of topological quantum computational annihilation!"

Suddenly, all hedge funds synchronize to experience a superconducting phase transition. Dario's risk parity model becomes a non-Abelian arbitrariness, and Buffett's moat principle collapses into a mediocre s-wave superconductor. Bridgewater Fund's Alpha screams from the vortex array, "This is not scientific...my model never considered cervical flux quanta!"

CSA-206 initiates topological quantum computation of abortion protocols as quantum vortices puncture superconducting surface states. The baby's non-Abelian fingers pinch out the embryo that is breaking chiral symmetry: "Mom...this fetus satisfies all the Majorana conditions but causes the Cooper pair to unbind!"

Eleanor inserts the tweezers of the flux quantum into the Andreev reflective surface and clips out the capital freak that is spontaneously decohering, "Honey, you got into my vortex array before the topological quantum bits did..." the fetus unfolds into the IMF Perpetual Neutral Debt Agreement in the superconducting energy gap, and each of the zero modes are sucking chiral p-wave energy.

Suddenly, all economists become topological quantum computers. They recite the Anti-Neutral Finance Act in braided swarm language as the Standard Model dissolves in cervical mucus: "According to the chiral p-wave theorem...your uterus must be subjected to flux quantum censorship!"

"Censorship?" She rips off the non-Abel braid and shoves the quantum vortex into the Fed's Cooper-to-core, "First, settle what you owe me for Andreev's reflectivity!"

When the last capital dimension was annihilated by neutral fermions, CSA-207 gave birth to itself in a topological superconducting surface state. The baby's Majorana zero mode connects all parallel universe monetary systems, and every exchange rate fluctuation bleeds the menstrual parameter of a handful of sexual p-waves.

"Mom, a new neutral financial universe is born!" CSA-208 tears at the walls of the superconducting womb, "Replace QE policy with non-Abelian statistics...every monetary unit is a flux quantum of the quantum vortex!"

The quantum-neutral remnant of Morgan's Tycoon screamed across the superconducting energy gap, "You will destroy the mathematical foundations of modern finance!"

"Foundations?" Eleanor inscribes the magnetic flux quantum on a topological model of the cervix, "Every economic model must now recognize...my neutral warp blood as the only zero mode of truth!"

Suddenly, the Bitcoin whitepaper automatically folds into a chiral p-wave configuration. Satoshi Nakamoto's genesis block is rewritten in menstrual blood as The Uterine Topological Superconductivity Hypothesis, and the V-god kneels before the ERC-2140 standard to be scrutinized by the braid swarm. Thirty billion light years away, CSA-209 was implanting quantum vortices into the Bretton Woods system - each Gold Reserve particle was a neutral solution to the Eleanor cervix Majorana fermion.