Chapter 065: Princess Pee Pee, Everyone Scatter

Chapter 065: Princess Pee Pee, Everyone Scatter

It was raining today.

Yet, Senju Tobirama still went out.

The reason was that his younger sister, Tsukuyo's pet, Murien, had sneakily run out of the clan's territory.

Among the brothers, Senju Tobirama was the one who looked the most like Tsukuyo or rather, he had been "corrected" to resemble her.

Even he, along with the rest of the family, couldn't understand why Tsukuyo had done this.

But for Senju Tobirama, it was a special kind of "care" from Tsukuyo.

After the Senju clan's feud with the Uchiha and Hagoromo clans, Senju Tobirama and Tsukuyo had reconciled. The two had gone from trying to kill each other to now working together on the same "pirate ship."

However, Senju Tobirama still had the habit of following the pet mouse, Murien.

On the first and fifteenth days of the month, Murien would kindly keep watch for Senju Wakama, who was out chasing girls.

But today wasn't one of those days.

Senju Tobirama instinctively thought Murien wasn't out to help Wakama this time. He couldn't have imagined that the playboy Wakama had changed his schedule to pursue a different girl.

Coincidentally, while tracking Murien, Senju Tobirama stumbled upon his sister Tsukuyo and... his elder brother Hashirama's secret best friend, Uchiha Madara.

To recall how things had gotten to this point:

After their mother passed away, Senju Hashirama had been driven to depression by his eccentric sister's antics. To clear his mind, he went to the Nakano River Forest, where he met Uchiha Madara, who had also gone there to escape his own troubles.

The two didn't exchange surnames but became kindred spirits.

Tsukuyo, who only wanted to follow her elder brother Hashirama, was brought along to the Nakano River Forest and ended up meeting Uchiha Madara as well.

With Tsukuyo's involvement, the situation became increasingly surreal.

To prevent their forbidden friendship from being exposed, Tsukuyo disguised the boys' unspoken bond as a "teenage romance."

On the Uchiha side, they now believed Uchiha Madara was sneaking off to the Nakano River Forest to chase girls...

To be honest...

Even though Tsukuyo was his own sister, Senju Tobirama believed that any man with a shred of sanity would never fall for her because she was a complete weirdo!

As expected, Senju Tobirama witnessed Tsukuyo meeting Uchiha Madara alone.

The moment Uchiha Madara saw Tsukuyo, he immediately launched a fierce attack on her.

From a distance, Senju Tobirama could only deduce from their movements and expressions that Tsukuyo had provoked Uchiha Madara first, causing him to lash out in anger.

Their interaction didn't resemble a friendly spar or playful banter.

Uchiha Madara's attacks were ruthless, as if he were treating Tsukuyo like his father's murderer.

However...

Tsukuyo was simply too strong. Uchiha Madara was left frustrated and humiliated as she effortlessly deflected all his attacks.

In terms of physical combat, Uchiha Madara was no match for Tsukuyo.

He had been the one to strike first, yet he ended up being the one beaten to a pulp.

In the end, Uchiha Madara was left looking like a dead dog as Tsukuyo dragged him away.

Adding to the surreal scene, the animals in the forest began making all sorts of noises, creating a bizarre soundtrack to Tsukuyo's "dead dog" dragging.

"Princess pee pee, everyone scatter"

"Princess pee pee, everyone scatter"

It was a myna bird, happily mimicking the words.

Though it was merely a warning for the animals ahead to clear the way, the phrasing was... unfortunate. Poor Uchiha Madara...

Senju Tobirama frowned and shook his head, having witnessed the entire spectacle alongside the little mouse, Murien.

Tsukuyo had completely captured his attention, so he didn't give much thought to Wakama's new romantic escapade.

Meanwhile, in a newly arranged cave...

Senju Wakama pulled out a small notebook and began flipping through it.

Inside were notes of everything Tsukuyo had ever said to him.

Uchiha Yuhi, feeling uneasy, cautiously asked, "Why did you choose me?"

Simply sitting there, Uchiha Yuhi found it incredibly boring. She had nothing to pass the time with.

The minds of men and women often differ.

Though both are human, their focuses are different.

When a woman is bored, her thoughts tend to wander.

And when those thoughts wander too far, her mind fills with all sorts of wild, imaginative scenarios.

Uchiha Yuhi was no exception.

To avoid affecting her future self, Uchiha Yuhi decided to ask her question directly.

Senju Wakama glanced at her and chuckled. "It was a coincidence. When you came to me, I was thinking about what to do, so it was a spur-of-the-moment decision. You don't have to agree if you don't want to."

Uchiha Yuhi's emotions were a tangled mess.

What she had dreamed of was nothing more than a trivial matter to Senju Wakama.

Senju Wakama held the notebook in his hands, tilting his head as he studied Uchiha Yuhi for a while.

At that moment, Uchiha Yuhi sat upright, her posture rigid.

"Are you... bored?" Senju Wakama asked, noticing her hands clutching a small mirror, her posture unchanged since the beginning.

"Mm..." Uchiha Yuhi reluctantly admitted, but then added, "It's fine. Daydreaming is also a way to pass the time."

Seeing her nervousness, Senju Wakama couldn't help but smile. He stood up from the low table and reached out his hand to her.

Uchiha Yuhi hesitated for a few seconds before slowly placing her hand in his.

Suddenly, she felt a strong force pull her up from her seat.

"I'll take you somewhere."

Senju Wakama led Uchiha Yuhi out of the cave, past the bushes, and deeper into the forest.

Uchiha Yuhi didn't dare say much, cautiously observing her surroundings.

Finally, Senju Wakama brought her to a cliff.

Looking down from the edge, Uchiha Yuhi was stunned to see a winding path leading into a hidden valley.

At the end of the path was a vast, thousand-acre garden.

Exotic flowers and trees were scattered throughout, arranged in a way that resembled a maze made of strange plants.

At the center of the maze was a large hot spring, steam rising gently from its surface.

Around the hot spring stood simple, rustic huts.

The area was lush with flowers and trees, clearly man-made yet harmoniously blending with the natural environment, like a paradise full of life.

"What is this place...?" Uchiha Yuhi murmured, staring in awe at the fairy-tale-like scene.

Senju Wakama smiled. "My sister loves hot springs. She created this artificial one here."

"Hot... hot spring?" Uchiha Yuhi was both confused and amazed.

Before she could ask another question, she felt her body go weightless and let out a small "Ah!"

Senju Wakama had picked her up and leaped off the cliff, descending toward the "paradise" below.

As they fell, Senju Wakama said to her, "If you're really bored, let's take a dip in the hot spring together."

Uchiha Yuhi: "..."

Oh no!

Earlier, it was just sitting quietly in women's clothing. Now, it's sitting quietly... without any clothes at all?

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