Chapter Five: Your Chat - up Lines Are Outdated

Your pick - up lines are out of date.

If someone else had said this mocking remark, Lin Yu might have been angry long ago.

But strangely, even though Li Miaomiao's voice was laced with derision, he didn't feel any anger.

Lin Yu thought for a moment. Could the words of that person before be right?

"What is it?"

Li Miaomiao eyed him warily. She had an overwhelming sense that this man was dangerous, and her instincts were screaming at her to run. Li Miaomiao truly had never felt this way before.

— "Be my girlfriend."

"..."

The man suddenly uttered these words under Li Miaomiao's impatient gaze.

Crazy!

Without a second thought, Li Miaomiao turned around and headed for the door.

But the moment her hand grasped the doorknob, the man behind her grabbed her.

Damn it!

Li Miaomiao instinctively jabbed her elbow backwards towards the man's abdomen. But she didn't expect that this man worked out. Lin Yu quickly dodged Li Miaomiao's attack and immediately grabbed her right hand that was on the offensive. Li Miaomiao glared at him and shouted, "Damn it, you lunatic, pervert! Keep harassing me and I'll call the police!"

Pervert... Lunatic...

These insulting words made Lin Yu unable to suppress his anger.

Lin Yu said, "You may have misunderstood. I hope you can listen to me finish."

Li Miaomiao stared at him, seething with anger as she retorted, "I don't care about any so - called misunderstandings. Judging by your clothes, you're not short on money, but your pick - up lines are just abysmal! I suggest you go back and practice some better ones!"

...Who's trying to pick you up?!

Lin Yu gave a faint smile. "I think you really are misunderstanding. I have absolutely no interest in a bad - tempered 'cow' like you. It's just that I need a girlfriend recently to deal with my parents."

Lin Yu put it simply, but to Li Miaomiao, these words sounded like mockery.

She really hated it when people commented on her figure and temper.

Li Miaomiao snapped angrily, "I think there's really something wrong with your eyes. My bra size is clearly F, not A! And what you said about finding a girlfriend just for show? Well, sorry, you've got the wrong person! You should go look in a brothel!"

With that, Li Miaomiao took him by surprise and opened the door. But as soon as she did, she saw Li Baibai and Lin Hai coming out of a room. Li Baibai was clinging to Lin Hai's arm, chatting and laughing. Li Miaomiao furrowed her brows and didn't step out immediately. Naturally, Lin Yu also noticed the couple in the corridor. After a moment's thought, he suddenly said with certainty behind her, "It seems to me that you're eager to get rid of that man. Agreeing to be my girlfriend can help you do that. You can think about it."

Li Miaomiao shot him a fierce glare but didn't respond. Just when Lin Yu thought she was surely going to agree, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his foot. Struggling to contain his rage, he looked down at his shoe and saw a red canvas shoe stomping hard on his leather one. On the verge of losing his temper, in the next second, Li Miaomiao darted away like a rabbit and disappeared from sight.