Vol. 2 Chapter 18 - The ‘Farm’

101 A.C. Aethred's Farm

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After I had woke up from my sleep the morning after the update I was in my 'transfer-space'.. it was just a small empty room for now atleast.. I took one step to reach the only 'door' in the room.. I turned the 'knob' and opened the door.. once I exited the 'space' I entered a room that looked like a basement.. it looked like a pretty nice basement for 'Westeros'.. after looking around the room I notice the stairs on the opposite side of the basement from the door I just entered the basement from.. the stairs seem to be the only way out so I walk up them.. I entered an open-themed 'ground-floor' of what looks like a pretty nice wooden farmhouse.. much larger than what I'm living in.. in the other 'world'.. there's wooden counters and cabinets.. there's fucking plumbing.. there's even 'ondal-heated' floors.. all I gotta do is make sure there is wood or coal in the 'ondal-pit'.. outside the house where the fire that heats the air that is sent through the channels under the floor-boards heating the house with the 'hot' air rising through the floors.. gods this farm-house is like a paradise.. I see stairs leading to a second floor I decide to check it out before I check outside.. after climbing to the second floor I find a 'master-bedroom'.. and it's huge.. there's only two rooms on the second floor the bedroom.. with an 'restroom' with a tub and 'wooden' commode with all the plumbing and furnishings one would expect in a more modern setting.. and the other room on the second floor is a 'study' with enough bookshelves to house a 'modest' library in..

I check out the antique looking wooden furniture in the 'study' and 'master-bedroom'.. it all looks very expensive and fancy.. I go back down the flight of stairs leading to the open-floored concept.. 'ground-floor' looking around at everything I see on the counter there's a letter.. I pick it up to read out loud to myself.. "Welcome to your new farm.. play-thing of the gods.. enjoy your life in your new worlds going on adventures.. but always remember you are here for our entertainment.. just because you recieve a farm.. doesn't mean the gods want you to grow fat and die farming.. make sure you use all your resources to make your name famous far and wide accomplishing feats for the gods to watch.. your gift pack is in your barn.. I'm sure your 'Roach' will help you on your journeys.. just as Geralt of 'Rivia's' 'Roach' helped him in his.. good luck you'll need it.." hmm play-thing I'll show them whos the play-thing..

Let me catch Freja or another one of the 'goddesses'.. I will straight 'wreck' one of their 'goddessesy' bung-holes.. I'll make them not be able to shit right for a month staight.. gods damnit all.. I hate people getting the idea they can control me.. or my actions are anything but my own.. the fuckers.. the 'gall' of these fucks.. ooh.. just wait.. mother-fucker alright.. let it go.. breathe.. I have to talk to myself in my head to calm down.. finally taking control of my own breathing.. I step out of the farm-house to inspect the barn and my gift-pack..

As I'm walking to the barn I look around it's crazy how it looks almost like Ragnar's farm surrounded by trees in three directions.. with a creek cutting across the tree-line.. from one edge of the farm on pass the other edge 'continueing' off into the distance disappearing into the 'woods'..

I see my gift-pack.. o my gods.. I don't take back what I said about the gods.. but if they keep sending me stuff like this I might start liking them after all..

I see 'Roach' a tall pitch-black 'courser'.. a magnificent war-horse of a steed i say.. he was trotting at full 'tilt'.. for a second thought he was gonna trample over me but he slowed down as he got close.. 'neighing' at me wanting attention and caresses.. like a spoiled dog wanting treats and ear scratches from his 'master..

"Gods.. are you beautiful or what.. you handsome steed you.. we are gonna go far.. me and you 'Roach' my most handsome valiant 'steed'.." I speak to the horse introducing myself through my beast taming skill.. establishing a bond like the one I have with Frenra..

I see standing on an human-shaped stand the perfect 'equipment-set' like I was wanting.. a light-weight agile-style set consisting of a breastplate, shoulder guards, leg guards, vambraces.. there's even a bad-ass red cape on the back of the white metal armor.. the cape really brings out the red pieces of dark leather the metal armor was covering letting small peeks of the leather reveal themselves..

And to top it all off is my 'zhao-yun' style shore-yard ten-foot spear.. I take the armor off the stand then i put my set on over my farming outfit I was wearing.. piece by piece.. till finally Im geared up.. after 'donning' my set.. I grabbed my spear and the bow with a quiver of twenty well fletched arrows.. with shiny sharp arrowheads attached to them.. that was leaning besides where my spear was..

I then exit the barn since 'Roach' is conveniently already 'saddle' I just whistled to him and 'hopped' on him as he was trotting up towards me.. as soon as I'm settled in the saddle and 'Roach' took his first step.. I recieved a 'system-message'

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/'Basic' Riding - xp +1 (11/100xp)/

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Hopefully by the time I reach the capital that 'houses' the 'Royal' Targaryen family.. my Riding skill will be upgraded to 'level-three'.. I took my 'lute' out of my saddle-bag.. decided to get a little practice in with it.. never know when it might be to my advantage to whip out the ol' lute and pull a 'Rhaegar'.. so to say and 'woo' all the young fine 'wenches' and 'dip' off into their sweet 'nectar-filled' 'honey-holes'.. lots 'honey-holes' to 'dip' in once Im at the capital 'Kingslanding'.. gotta hit up the street of silk first thing.. wanna find out if 'westerosi' pussy is any different from 'Last-Kingdom' pussy.. you know what I'm trying to say.. see which 'world' has the best pussy.. not literal.. I know a world doesn't have a pussy.. I meant the women in the worlds Im talking about.. their pussies.. those are the pussies I wish to 'compare'.. o and 'compare' those pussies I will.. it is written..