[Title (1) A Thousand Lifetimes, A Thousand Times a Virgin (EX)] - (Active)

Oh, also, there was my first Title—similarly of the EX Rank—and it looked like this:

[Title (1) A Thousand Lifetimes, A Thousand Times a Virgin (EX)] - (Active)

— [This Title will remain active as long as the User retains his virginity and up until he achieves Ascension. After which, the Title will be deemed pointless and will disappear]

— [Doubles the value of all Attribute Orbs (stackable)]

— [Makes it easier for the User to attract and retain the attention of those of the opposite gender. Also improves the probability of the User being able to bend females to one's will (dependent on the strength of the female in question)]

— [Women drawn in by the User will often get into arguments or catfights over the User. The User is cautioned to make use of this ability with an apprehensive mindset]

"Even after all this time, I still don't know how to feel about this Title," I muttered. "I know for sure that I can't let those benefits slip away, but at what cost…? The notion of me being a virgin until I ascend to Immortality is sort of a harrowing one."

But at the same time, I had endured for hundreds of thousands of years as a loner virgin—what more was an additional couple thousand??

"That's typically how long it takes to ascend, right?" I asked myself. "Although this area is far too low-level to even begin considering Ascension, I believe a couple thousand years is a pretty good guess."

But regardless of my baseless conjecture, I had some diabolical acts to get up to as a Shameless Young Master!

And so, I ventured forth—around the lingering aura of the crazy chicks, outside the forest, and back to the comfort of my own home.

That was when I put the 'Improve Cultivation Talent by Leaps and Bounds' plan into motion!

To that end, I had two options. The first was to externally improve my Cultivation Talent with the help of rare and expensive magical herbs, which I could theoretically do (since I was rich).

But instead, I decided to take the quicker and much more lucrative option of 'Somehow get Affinity Attribute Orbs to drop from the talented cultivators around me.'

However, as awesome and detailed as that plan may sound, I still had no idea where to even begin. My first idea was to beat some cultivation geniuses up until the candies (Attribute Orbs) poured out of them. But on second thought, the far easier solution to my dilemma was to simply find someone cultivating and snatch up any Attribute Orbs that dropped.

It was a flawless plan if I'd ever seen one!

"After I collect a good chunk of the Affinity Attribute, I'll ask around for an appropriate Cultivation Technique," I said while whistling as I strolled through the hallways of my home. "Then I'll begin this whole cultivation journey thingy and become powerful enough to truly get out in the world and fearlessly show off as a certified Young Master!"

Having it all figured out, I flipped my gaze between all the various rooms in my family's mansion. I was aware that members of the family often cultivated in private rooms scattered throughout the building, but I wasn't sure which rooms those were exactly.

Furthermore, considering the fact that I practiced no proper technique and thus could not control nor wield my Innate Energy, I was unable to use a Divine Sense. Which, in the world of cultivation, was kinda like a lesser version of Omniscient Sight. It varied from person to person and improved as one's cultivation advanced, which sounded pretty neat.

More than that, though, it would be convenient to have.

"In the future," I consoled myself. "In the not-so-distant future, I too will have this pervert sight of the cultivation world. I too will be able to see what lies beneath the thin fabrics of any lass weaker than I! This is the cultivation way!"

Until that point, I had to be patient.

However, now that I had gotten myself on the topic, I became a little paranoid—wondering if any powerful old men cultivators could check out my junk whenever they so pleased.

And even if there were such old perverts, I'd have no damn clue they were doing it!

Yet, this only furthered my resolve to embark on the path of cultivation as soon as possible and acquire a Divine Sense of my own!

If old perverted men wanted to have a pervert-off with me, then so be it! Bring it on!

"It'll be the ultimate showdown!" I declared. "Whoever falters and becomes embarrassed first loses! This is what Divine Senses were made for, were they not!? Therefore, I just have to become the greatest pervert this world has ever known— Oh, is that a Cultivator's room I see??"

Distracting me from my grand and noble aspirations was the appearance of Innate Energy tendrils seeping out of the cracks of a door. This surprised me; after all, the rooms of our mansion were able to hide everything that happened inside them.

To be capable of producing Innate Energy so immense that the rooms of our mansion couldn't contain it…

'Heh,' I thought, smirking. 'I found my first target.'

The Affinity Attribute Orbs would be mine!

Now, to wait.