_ We F*ck You

Seriously?!

Did this guy just say he is going to fuck a zombie?!

I don't say what I'm actually thinking, which is that I've already plotted three different ways to kill him using just a shoelace, a shard of glass, and bad timing.

However, another shadow staggers out from between two ruined taxis. This one's different. Its leg is twisted backward, arms jerking like it's dancing to music only it can hear. It moves faster than the others. 

Robbie reacts first. He steps forward, swings, and… whiff!

The bat sails over its head.

"Shit!" he yelps.

The zombie attacks. Idiot! I groan before I grab a busted umbrella from the gutter and jab the pointed end straight into the thing's face. 

The bone gives way with a crunch like stepping on a stale taco shell. Blood explodes across my shirt and Robbie's mouth falls open.

Well, that's how it's done, motherfuckers. 

"What the hell…"