Pandas can't sing

Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Purple Gold Eight Trigram Furnace to study alchemy!" 
Taishang Laojun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Master, lend me your Pangu Banner!" 
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Zhou Xian Sword Array for research!" 
Tongtian Jiaozhu: "..." 
Sanqing: "Qingmingzi, return my Eight Trigram Furnace (Pangu Banner, Zhou Xian Four Swords and Formation Diagram)..." 
Li Qingming: "Waga ga, let me study for a million years, then I'll return them to you!" 

The First Demon of the Chan Sect

Entering the palace gate, what first catches everyone's sight is a primitive Tao Rune named "Dao"! And then, a platform not more than five square meters in size, upon which two ancient cushions are placed.


On the cushion to the left, sits an old Daoist wearing a green Taoist robe, with an ethereal air, his face unclear. He truly possesses a bit of an immortal's aura.


Two children, as if carved from jade, stand at the sides of the Old Dao.


Whereas the other cushion on the platform remains empty.


Further down are the legendary Wind and Fire Cushions. Lined up in a row, there are seven in total.


Li Qingming rubs his eyes, counts and counts again, muttering: "Why are there seven cushions! The Three Pure Ones, Nuwa, Jie Yin, and Zhunti, that's clearly six people, so why are there seven Wind and Fire Cushions? Could the legends be mistaken? How strange and curious!"


Chapter 2 The Mysterious Seventh Meditation Cushion (Part 1)