Pandas can't sing

Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Purple Gold Eight Trigram Furnace to study alchemy!" 
Taishang Laojun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Master, lend me your Pangu Banner!" 
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Zhou Xian Sword Array for research!" 
Tongtian Jiaozhu: "..." 
Sanqing: "Qingmingzi, return my Eight Trigram Furnace (Pangu Banner, Zhou Xian Four Swords and Formation Diagram)..." 
Li Qingming: "Waga ga, let me study for a million years, then I'll return them to you!" 

The First Demon of the Chan Sect

"Within the primal Chaos, the Great Void gave birth to existence. That which is indescribable, I forcefully name it 'Tao'!"


"Tao has no name, no shape, no shadow, yet it also has a name, has actions, and has traces! Thus it is said to be great, can be perceived as passing; described as passing, can be understood as distant; considered distant, can be recognized as nothing!"


"Therefore, inaction is Tao, and Tao is nothingness!"


"The Great Dao uses all beings as a furnace; the Heavenly Dao uses all creatures as refining principles! The Great Dao nurtures the Heavenly Dao, the Heavenly Dao nurtures Laws, Laws nurture Spiritual Energy, and Spiritual Energy nurtures all beings! Therefore, Tao does not have a constant form, and there is no definitive path for it!"


Saints preach the Tao, naturally different from ordinary people.


Only see Hong Jun with a vast Creation Jade Disc above his head, his originally illusory face now becoming even more ethereal.


Chapter 4 Hong Jun Begins to Teach, Six Ears Appear