Pandas can't sing

Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Purple Gold Eight Trigram Furnace to study alchemy!" 
Taishang Laojun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Master, lend me your Pangu Banner!" 
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Zhou Xian Sword Array for research!" 
Tongtian Jiaozhu: "..." 
Sanqing: "Qingmingzi, return my Eight Trigram Furnace (Pangu Banner, Zhou Xian Four Swords and Formation Diagram)..." 
Li Qingming: "Waga ga, let me study for a million years, then I'll return them to you!" 

The First Demon of the Chan Sect

Upon the completion of Taoist Ancestor Hong Jun's second sermon, Li Qingming was about to return to Ten Thousand Bamboo Island but was stopped at the palace gate by Di Jun.


"Fellow Daoist Qingmingzi, please hold your steps!" Di Jun, with a smile on his face, was unusually amiable despite his normally dignified demeanor.


"Oh?" Li Qingming descended from the clouds and looked at Di Jun and his entourage, asking, "I wonder what brings Fellow Daoist Di Jun to me?"


"Ha ha, thousands of years ago, you met my second brother at Mount Buzhou. I have long wanted to get acquainted with you, Fellow Daoist, but I have been busy with various matters and focused on cultivation, hence I never visited before. Meeting today at Zixiao Palace, you must surely visit me at my Sun Star to discuss our fellowship!"


Compared to the always proud and haughty Taiyi, Di Jun is undoubtedly the more eloquently persuasive.


Chapter 8: Di Jun's Plot, Qingming Beheads the Corpse