Pandas can't sing

Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Purple Gold Eight Trigram Furnace to study alchemy!" 
Taishang Laojun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Master, lend me your Pangu Banner!" 
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Zhou Xian Sword Array for research!" 
Tongtian Jiaozhu: "..." 
Sanqing: "Qingmingzi, return my Eight Trigram Furnace (Pangu Banner, Zhou Xian Four Swords and Formation Diagram)..." 
Li Qingming: "Waga ga, let me study for a million years, then I'll return them to you!" 

The First Demon of the Chan Sect

Hell is a realm entirely different from Heaven.


Countless perilous and strange mountains, under the cover of dark skies that block all daylight, become a natural slaughterhouse for demons and demon beasts. Spewing stench-ridden venom, they hunt and kill amongst the forested peaks; while demons flap their inky black wings, frolicking and playing as they weave through the treacherous terrains.


After heaven was compelled to relinquish the Angel Rebirth Pool to Yahweh, Li Qingming descended from Heaven, bringing Cain with him to Hell.


"What a waste by Yahweh! Using that pool full of Chaos True Water just for the Birdmen to rebirth. So much vitality lost for nothing! Foolish, utterly foolish!" Li Qingming's mind still churned with excitement from the treasures he had acquired, not yet sobered from the joy of his gains.


This only solidified Li Qingming's resolve for his journey to Hell.


Chapter 26 Demon King Satan