Pandas can't sing

Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Purple Gold Eight Trigram Furnace to study alchemy!" 
Taishang Laojun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Master, lend me your Pangu Banner!" 
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Zhou Xian Sword Array for research!" 
Tongtian Jiaozhu: "..." 
Sanqing: "Qingmingzi, return my Eight Trigram Furnace (Pangu Banner, Zhou Xian Four Swords and Formation Diagram)..." 
Li Qingming: "Waga ga, let me study for a million years, then I'll return them to you!" 

The First Demon of the Chan Sect

Cain blinked his blood-colored eyes, looking at Yahweh with satisfaction and said, "Yahweh, bet you didn't see this coming. Even you have today!"


After finishing his words, he looked at Li Qingming with a flattering gaze and said, "Sir, I detest this man to the bone. May I take him to drain all his blood and turn him into my servant?"


Li Qingming put away the Qiankun Tripod, looking at Cain with amusement, and said, "What is the grudge between you two, exactly?"


"You damned lowly race! The very moment I created you, I should have strangled you to death!" Yahweh, writhing in pain from the giant clasp, looked at Cain with bitterness.


If looks could kill, Cain would have died ten million times over.


Genesis 24