Pandas can't sing

Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Purple Gold Eight Trigram Furnace to study alchemy!" 
Taishang Laojun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Master, lend me your Pangu Banner!" 
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Zhou Xian Sword Array for research!" 
Tongtian Jiaozhu: "..." 
Sanqing: "Qingmingzi, return my Eight Trigram Furnace (Pangu Banner, Zhou Xian Four Swords and Formation Diagram)..." 
Li Qingming: "Waga ga, let me study for a million years, then I'll return them to you!" 

The First Demon of the Chan Sect

At this moment, inside the Water Element Hall, the three brothers of the Yellow Wind Demon were kneeling at the lower seats, with a square platform occupying more than a hundred meters in the center of the main hall. Atop the platform sat a meditation cushion where an elderly man with kind brows and good eyes sat upright and dignified, frowning slightly as he looked down at the three people below.


"You're saying that the Daoist has an exceedingly high cultivation level, and is one of the Heavenly Court's authorities, the 'North Emperor' Qingmingzi?" The old man gently massaged his brow center, his expression peculiar.


"Master, although the Daoist did not acknowledge it personally, when this disciple held a position in the Heavenly Court, I had the fortune to catch a glimpse of several Great Emperors from afar. There is no doubt that the Daoist is the 'North Emperor'!" Upon hearing the old man's words, the Green-robed man bowed and spoke.


Chapter 42 Innate Water Spirit