Pandas can't sing

Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Purple Gold Eight Trigram Furnace to study alchemy!" 
Taishang Laojun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Master, lend me your Pangu Banner!" 
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Zhou Xian Sword Array for research!" 
Tongtian Jiaozhu: "..." 
Sanqing: "Qingmingzi, return my Eight Trigram Furnace (Pangu Banner, Zhou Xian Four Swords and Formation Diagram)..." 
Li Qingming: "Waga ga, let me study for a million years, then I'll return them to you!" 

The First Demon of the Chan Sect

"Praise you, my Lord Satan! I am truly grateful for your generous assistance this time!"


Outside the Eighteenth Layer of Hell, Cain stood fawningly before Satan, bending humbly with his blood-colored eyes full of smiles.


"Ha ha ha, my dear Blood Clan brother, no need to be so polite! It's merely that this outsider is too detestable, coveting my Dark Holy Artifact!" Satan's eyes flashed with black murderous intent, "Cackle, since he wants it, I shall let him taste the flavor of the Dark Holy Artifact! Ha ha ha ha..."


"Indeed! To dare to seize the Holy Artifact of our great master, truly courting death! Ha ha..."


Cain's pale and gaunt hands rubbed each other, his sharp fangs glinting under the blood moon's shine.


Chapter 31 Conclusion