Pandas can't sing

Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Purple Gold Eight Trigram Furnace to study alchemy!" 
Taishang Laojun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Master, lend me your Pangu Banner!" 
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Zhou Xian Sword Array for research!" 
Tongtian Jiaozhu: "..." 
Sanqing: "Qingmingzi, return my Eight Trigram Furnace (Pangu Banner, Zhou Xian Four Swords and Formation Diagram)..." 
Li Qingming: "Waga ga, let me study for a million years, then I'll return them to you!" 

The First Demon of the Chan Sect

Watching the Long Armed Ape Monkey frolicking before him, a myriad of thoughts swirled in Li Qingming's heart:


"In all the legends and novels about the Long Armed Ape Monkey, there are various stories, but the two most credible ones are as follows.


The first comes from 'Investiture of the Gods': Back then, when Nuwa mended the heavens with refined stones, she made exactly 36,501 stones at Wuji Cliff in Great Wilderness Mountain. The Wa Emperor used up 36,500 pieces and only one piece remained unused. This stubborn stone later cultivated into a spirit, transforming into a Spiritual White Ape and joined the Tongtian Sect Leader. This monkey was none other than the Long Armed Ape Monkey, Yuan Hong!


Chapter 33 Sun Yuan