Pandas can't sing

Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Purple Gold Eight Trigram Furnace to study alchemy!" 
Taishang Laojun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Master, lend me your Pangu Banner!" 
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Zhou Xian Sword Array for research!" 
Tongtian Jiaozhu: "..." 
Sanqing: "Qingmingzi, return my Eight Trigram Furnace (Pangu Banner, Zhou Xian Four Swords and Formation Diagram)..." 
Li Qingming: "Waga ga, let me study for a million years, then I'll return them to you!" 

The First Demon of the Chan Sect

A fierce wind howled, and the sky full of yellow sand obscured the sun, tinting the entire heaven and earth a murky earthy yellow.


Looking ahead, where could one discern the figure of the Yellow Wind Demon? Yellow sand swept up, scraping rocks from the mountains into mid-air, with boulders the size of human heads hurtling towards Li Qingming.


Li Qingming smiled faintly to himself, thinking: "So this is the 'Sanmei Divine Wind' that gave Journey to the West such trouble, blinding even the mightiest? It does have some power!"


With a gentle sweep of his arm, a faint cyan halo abruptly appeared around Li Qingming. Rocks smashing against the halo were violently ricocheted away.


Chapter 39 Three Brothers