Pandas can't sing

Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Purple Gold Eight Trigram Furnace to study alchemy!" 
Taishang Laojun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Master, lend me your Pangu Banner!" 
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Zhou Xian Sword Array for research!" 
Tongtian Jiaozhu: "..." 
Sanqing: "Qingmingzi, return my Eight Trigram Furnace (Pangu Banner, Zhou Xian Four Swords and Formation Diagram)..." 
Li Qingming: "Waga ga, let me study for a million years, then I'll return them to you!" 

The First Demon of the Chan Sect

Time is sometimes the least valuable thing.


Li Qingming has been guarding the Human Clan for over one thousand and five hundred years. On this day, he was teaching eight disciples of Sui Ren in the practice of spells, when a crisp and resonant voice spread throughout the Primordial Land.


"I am called Nuwa, a disciple of Taoist Ancestor Hong Jun. Today, by the command of my teacher, I will relocate my Daoist sanctuary beyond the Thirty-Three Heavens. All who are fated may come and witness!"


Upon hearing this familiar voice, Sui Ren and the others nearly cried out in excitement.


Li Qingming soothed everyone, thinking to himself: "Following the teacher's command? Seems like Hong Jun also fears the Saints disturbing the Spiritual Energy of Primordial. Establishing a sanctuary in Chaos, I must go and have a look!"


With that thought, he quietly instructed the eight disciples and headed straight for the Chaos beyond the Thirty-Three Heavens.


Chapter 52 Nuwa Palace