Pandas can't sing

Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Purple Gold Eight Trigram Furnace to study alchemy!" 
Taishang Laojun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Master, lend me your Pangu Banner!" 
Yuanshi Tianzun: "..." 
Li Qingming: "Uncle Master, lend me your Zhou Xian Sword Array for research!" 
Tongtian Jiaozhu: "..." 
Sanqing: "Qingmingzi, return my Eight Trigram Furnace (Pangu Banner, Zhou Xian Four Swords and Formation Diagram)..." 
Li Qingming: "Waga ga, let me study for a million years, then I'll return them to you!" 

The First Demon of the Chan Sect

"Zhunti Bodhisattva comes from the West, with a moral root deep and wondrous beyond measure. Lotus leaves stirred by the wind assume a colored hue, lotus flowers without rain stand firm on the water's surface. Golden bows and silver spears aren't for guarding against calamities, the Treasure Mallet and Fish Intestine Sword have other uses. It's said Kong Xuan masters transformations, under the Bodhi Tree hailed as the Great Ming King!"


Following the Buddha Light, a vast and unparalleled portal of space appeared.


The first to emerge from the portal were rows of young and handsome novice monks, each holding aloft willow catkin hand fans, scattering golden flowers.


Chapter 138 Extinguishing the Buddha (Part 1)