The Missing Portal
I walked confidently toward where the portal was supposed to be—right where I had entered Ssles with Lora.
Only…
> Me: "Huh?"
It was gone.
I looked left. Then right. Then all around me.
Nothing. Just the busy streets of Ssles, filled with merchants, adventurers, and NPCs selling rare items.
> Me: "Wait, what? Where's the portal?"
A sinking realization hit me.
> Me (internally): "Did Nina ever tell me how to get back?"
I replayed our conversation in my head.
Nope. Not a single word.
> Me (internally): "Oh, great. I'm stuck in Ssles."
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Back to the Elf Shop
Since I had nowhere else to go, I made my way back to the elf shop.
The moment I stepped inside, the little elf from earlier glanced at me, then sighed heavily, rubbing her temples like I was giving her a headache.
> Elf: "Why are you back?"
> Me: "So, uh… funny thing. I can't find the portal."
Her ears twitched in what I could only describe as disappointment.
> Elf: "…How did you even get here?"
> Me: "I teleported with some named Lora, but the portal's gone now."
She sighed again and massaged her forehead.
> Elf: "That's why you have the Lovy Clock. It tells you when and where the portal will appear next."
> Me: "…Oh."
I quickly pulled out the Lovy Clock and sure enough, the extra hand was pointing to a new location with a countdown timer.
> Portal Appearance: 5 hours, 42 minutes
> Me (internally): "Oh… so I just have to wait. That's easy."
> Me: "Alright, thanks, I'll just—"
I turned to leave, but before I could take a step—
A small hand grabbed my arm.
I glanced down to see the elf holding onto me firmly.
> Elf: "Where do you think you're going?"
> Me: "Uh… outside?"
She smirked.
> Elf: "You asked for information. That'll be 1 CP."
My mouth dropped open.
> Me: "What?! I just asked a small question!"
> Elf: "And I answered it. That's 1 CP."
> Me: "You little scammer, you—"
> Elf: "You what?"
I nearly said something I'd regret.
> Me: "You little scammer, you fla—"
SMACK!
Before I could finish, another handprint burned into my cheek as she slapped me again.
> Me: "Ow! AGAIN?!"
The elf crossed her arms and tilted her head.
> Elf: "Now, since you clearly have no CP, you can pay me back by cleaning the store."
> Me: "You're kidding."
> Elf: "Nope. Start sweeping."
I looked at the broom she shoved into my hands, then back at her smug expression.
> Me (internally): "I just wanted to go home. Why am I cleaning an elf's shop?"
> Me: "Fine. But I'm doing this under protest."
> Elf: "Mhm. Less talking, more sweeping."
> Me: "This beta version is way too realistic."
With a bruised ego and an empty wallet, I started sweeping.