Rael, The Platinum Sponge

[Rael's POV]

"Fuck."

[Kekekeke, nice one, dumbass,] Burger snickered.

"You can't even blame me for this one. Who in their right mind would shit in the desert?" Rael replied with disgust as he threw his shoes away and bought a new pair.

Burger was in his talkative phase again, but it was also about time Rael figured out what to do with it.

"So you said you don't eat catnip. Is it souls you eat?" Rael asked.

[Souls? Sure. Souls can work, memories, all of that annoying stuff that even demons fawn over,] Burger replied. [What? Do you want to offer your soul in exchange for power?]

Rael scoffed. "What power? You're weaker than I am."

Burger chuckled. [Check again.]

"Hm...? Sure?"

Name: Burger, Herald of Forgotten Kings 

Race: Spirit King 

Element: Soulfire 

Level: 291 

Health Points (HP): [???/???] 

Mana Points (MP): [???/???] 

Strength: 1 

Agility: 1 

Constitution: 1