The Escapee

Rael approached the counter and tapped on it, waking up the Procrastinating Wizard.

He seemed like a man in his late 30s, with dark bags around his eyes.

Both his hair and his beard were black, with only a few gray hairs showing.

"On your second midlife crisis already?"

The Procrastinating Wizard picked his ears and tilted his head.

"What was that? Sorry... I couldn't hear you that well."

"Nothing much, just interested in some potions," Rael replied innocently. "Say, do you have any potions that can increase libido? But like... on a very large scale."

The Procrastinating Wizard nodded, completely unfazed by the comment.

"How large of a scale?"

Rael pretended to fall into thought, then raised a single finger.

"Continental?"

The Procrastinating Wizard's brows twitched.