"I'm Just Too Perfect."

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Lu Xian was dissatisfied and said, "What's wrong with me?"

"What do you think?"

Lu Xueqi wanted to beat him up at this moment.

Lu Xian thought, pondered, and considered his words. Finally, he straightened his chest and said confidently, "I am sunny and handsome, I can spit when I talk, I have a rebellious collarbone, I have a high degree of education and medical records, and I am a good-looking person. My biggest shortcoming is that I am too perfect. I think I am good, no problem!"

The flying sword under his feet shook violently.

Lu Xian swayed while holding Xiao Nannan, and almost fell down. The hand around his waist grabbed in panic, and then grabbed a force point, and finally stabilized his shaky body.

  "Huh~ I'm saved!"

Both he and Xiao Nannan showed the joy of surviving a disaster.

"I say, Naiqi, can you fly the sword more steadily..."

Halfway through his words, Lu Xian suddenly felt a murderous aura emanating from the person in front of him. The air around him became several degrees colder, and the little girl snuggled into his arms again.

What happened?

His neck was stiff, and he raised his eyes, and immediately met Lu Xueqi's eyes that seemed to want to stab someone...

It is said that the eyes that want to stab someone cannot be hidden. Lu Xian did not believe it before, but after seeing it with his own eyes, he believed it.

His palms pinched subconsciously, and Lu Xian knew where the murderous aura came from. At a glance, he identified it as: Maru La!

If I say that Sun Xiaochuan asked me to do this, can you let me go?

Lu Xian trembled and let go of the elastic material in his hand, took a step back, and almost fell off the flying sword. The little girl was so scared that her face turned pale, and his face turned pale too, and he hurriedly hugged the waist of the person in front of him tightly.

Lu Xian awkwardly met her cold eyes, and said with a bitter face: "If I say that what happened just now was an accident and a misunderstanding, would you believe it..."

You'd better really be a misunderstanding!

Lu Xueqi stared at him in silence for a while, turned back with an unnatural look, looked at the distant mountains, and her ears were dyed red.

She pretended to be calm and said:

"Nothing happened just now, understand?"

"I understand, nothing happened just now!"

She added viciously: "If you dare to talk nonsense, I will castrate you!"

"..."

Lu Xian felt a chill in his crotch.

Poisonous, too poisonous, it is true that women's hearts are the most poisonous!

But he still chose to be timid for a while, after all, silence is the bridge tonight.

If he doesn't keep silent, he can't sleep too deeply tonight, because the big one is coming!

"Also, Xiao Nannan is already very pitiful, you are not allowed to scare her again in the future!"

She seemed to be deliberately changing the subject.

Lu Xian noticed it, but didn't expose it. He took the opportunity to take the opportunity and quickly exposed what happened just now.

"I can't agree to this!"

He, Lu Xian, played a rebellious role.

"What did you say!" Lu Xueqi looked back again with a fierce look in her eyes, and she wanted to stuff her feet into his dog's mouth that couldn't spit out ivory.

Lu Xian's mouth twitched, but he still insisted on his position and said firmly: "This is really not okay. I have my own way of education."

She sneered: "You'd better really have one!"

"I teased her for a reason, I'm really not saying this nonsense..."

"Children need to be teased more, so that they will become more and more courageous, otherwise they will always be timid in the future."

"Nana, you don't want your little girl to be respectful and distant when she sees you in the future, right?"

Lu Xian explained.

"Use my method to teach, and when you meet again in the future, she will reach out and call you big brother and big sister from a distance, and then fly into your arms and bump into your heart, which can make you melt on the spot..."  

Lu Xueqi was a little skeptical about this. Is it true?

Why don't you continue to make up some stories? I'd love to hear them.

Seeing that she didn't believe him, Lu Xian had to give an example.

"You can think about yourself. When you met your master and your Qingyun Sect Master, did you always salute with a respectful face? Even when you met your fellow disciples, you were polite to each other..."

"When your master and others saw you like this, they would at most praise you in their hearts, saying that my grandma is so sensible and polite, but there is still a great sense of distance. In layman's terms, they are just being polite to each other."

"As for the Immortal Sect, I can understand the difference between the superior and the inferior, but Xiao Nannan is in a different situation from you. She is not in the Immortal Sect, and there are not so many rules to abide by. The kind of education you have experienced is not suitable for her."

"If you can't teach, don't talk too much, let me do it."

"Brother's abstract gentleness is the elegance you will never understand."

 "..."

Lu Xueqi was a little confused by what he said. How come this "abstract gentleness" sounded a bit reasonable?

It was really outrageous!

She said no more, wanting to see what tricks Lu Xian could teach her in the future. She was determined to find trouble with him if he failed to teach her well.

From a distance.

She had already seen the hill she came from. There was a bonfire burning next to an empty spring pool outside the cave. A golden roasted wild boar was on the fire. There were also several figures sitting on stone benches and talking beside them.

Lu Xueqi flew down with Lu Xian and Xiao Nannan.

"Not bad, you even had a bonfire party!"

Lu Xian jumped off the flying sword while holding Xiao Nannan. He smiled and took out five or six jars of wine from his ring. He also took out a lot of food and placed it on the stone table. His eyes stayed on Xiao Yan. He looked quite embarrassed, as if he had rolled around in the forest for a few times.

"What's wrong with Huo Huo?"

"Brother Ka Dian said that you two haven't come back for so long, maybe you went on a date secretly. Now you went to hunt in the wild and were beaten by wild boars." Ye Fan laughed.

"I finally killed one!"

Xiao Yan defended himself anxiously.

He said something like he could never beat a wild boar, and that the wild boars in the world of Shrouding the Sky were strong, ran fast, and had thick skins. They were not ordinary wild boars...

The scene was soon filled with a happy atmosphere, and the atmosphere of the bonfire party was instantly lifted!

"Who is this little girl?"

Ye Fan approached Lu Xian with a wine jar and asked curiously. He found that the little girl in Lu Xian's arms had been staring at him. She didn't look at others, but only at herself. Ye Fan felt very strange.

"A little kid I picked up on the road." Lu Xian smiled and touched the little girl's head. The little girl's eyes were very different from before. She was calm and peaceful, not talking or making a fuss. Lu Xian seriously suspected that the consciousness of the empress had quietly descended and was silently observing everything.

 [Lu Xian: Attention, this is important news. No matter what you hear next, please keep a calm face. ]

[Lu Xian: The doll in my arms is the incarnation of the Dao Fruit of the Wushuang Great Emperor who brought Ye Fan to Beidou as I said before! ]

The scene was silent for a moment, and then everyone was like nothing happened, toasting each other.

"Little kid, hehe... hehe..."

Ye Fan laughed dryly, "Brother Lu, why did you pick up a little kid?"

[Ye Fan: Brother Lu, are you kidding me? You picked up a Wushuang Great Emperor? ]

[Lu Xian: It's an emperor but not really. Dao Fruit is the result of a cultivator's practice, including cultivation, spirit and knowledge. This is the appearance of the emperor when he was a child. Her real body is still sleeping and transforming in the ancient forbidden land, but now, she may have woken up briefly, and her consciousness has descended on this Dao Fruit. Ye Hei, she is very likely to come to see you. ]

"I think the little doll is pitiful, so Nai Qi and I picked her up. Ye Hei, the rest of us are in special situations, so I'll leave her to you to take care of her in the future." Lu Xian said with a meaningful smile.

[Ye Fan: Damn! Brother Lu, you want to kill me! ]

"Brother Lu, I don't know how to take care of children. I really don't have time!"

"....."