When Meghan's invaluable assistant and best friend Mia fetched her boss from the Roman
lockup, she found the star signing autographs and posing for photos with policemen.
Then there was the party in Meghan-Clarise's fashionable serviced apartment in London
where she was shooting the remake of How to Steal a Million. She invited a few friends but they, in
turn, invited the wrong people, including top-end drug dealers, representatives of London's
underworld who wanted to meet Clarise-Meghan and members of two rock bands that happened to
be deadly rivals. Mayhem! Two celebrities had a fist fight in the apartment's spa pool, several
groupies went topless while another high as a kite invitee emptied the magazine of a small pistol
from a balcony into the nearby Thames, at which point the police were called. Meghan hid behind a
couch with one of the groupies for the ensuing melee which involved five patrol cars, a police
helicopter and the dog squad. One woman constable was slightly injured, a police dog bit a guest
and ambulances had to be called for both the brawling celebrities.
"A father of one of our constables says there's been nothing like it since the Stones' tours,
Ms Chalmers," said a senior English police officer in a broad Midlands accent to a badly hung over
Meghan-Clarise still in her club dress the next day, "and we don't want to see it again. Given what
happened in Paris and Rome, I might also point out that this far downstream you need prior written
permission to go swimming in the Thames."
The incident prompted her mother to suggest rehab.
"I'm having fun, mother," Meghan said.
But it was the party in New York that turned Meghan from a Diva into a Hollywood bad
girl. As she told her mother later it wasn't her fault that the enormous party in an apartment
overlooking Central Park got completely out of control. She hadn't organised it and only met the
owner of the apartment on the night. All she had done was turn up with her billionaire boyfriend of
the time. She did not know until interviewed by detectives the next day that two rival sets of
gangsters also attended, all of them under the impression that they would have carnal relations with
her although she had never met with any of them. Nor did she witness the brawl around the
apartment building's fountain which had to be broken up by police from several squad cars, and
subsequent chase through Central Park involving mounted police officers. But because she was the
highest profile celebrity at the party her name was mentioned prominently in all the news reports
and the public, quite unfairly, came to believe that somehow she was behind the fracas.
Initially horrified by this turn of affairs Meghan found that her new reputation as a party
animal (which had some justification) and Hollywood bad girl (which was unfair) meant a huge
increase in the fees she could charge. This was helped by the fact that Meghan also had a sense of
style that prompted comparisons with the late, great Audrey Hepburn. A bad girl with a sense of
style is a winner on magazine covers. She bought a large house in on the edge of Beverley Hills
with a pool to match as a home and headquarters and gave money to her mother to buy a
partnership in a fashionable antique furniture store.
All that extra money, however, also meant that consultants offering services of all kinds
clustered around her howling for fees. She had PR consultants, styling consultants, tax lawyers,
corporate lawyers, physical trainers and a very expensive group that managed all forms of social
media for her. Meghan's online profile needed managing, she was told, at a substantial cost. Then
there were the website issues, security precautions and legal issues of one kind or another, some of
them caused by the high priced consultants themselves who then wanted more fees to resolve them.
Other sets of consultants handled whatever money was left over after the fees had been paid.
She invested money with one group, on the recommendation of a family friend. This
collective of smooth-talking salesmen, as Meghan thought of them later, put all her money into a
high-leverage, high-risk financial product which also happened to pay very high commissions to the
salesmen. The product promptly failed miserably with the promoters getting to the airport only a
step or two ahead of several Federal agencies. The salesmen got their commissions but Meghan
never saw a dollar of her money again. She tried again with another group recommended by
someone her mother knew. That group took big management commissions in return for
thoughtfully losing only a part of her money – a loss they blamed on "adverse market
circumstances".
"At least Federal agents aren't involved this time," thought Meghan.
The death of her father and subsequent, brief poverty had marked Meghan more than she
cared to admit, in that she wanted to keep the money she earned, but dollars seemed to flow out the
door to buy services she did not really understand and did not know why she needed.
Meanwhile, Connie was developing her own reputation. She got back at a boyfriend who
broke her heart by releasing a break up song that went to number one everywhere and forced the exboyfriend to undertake relief work in Africa. The singer moved to New York where she had the bad
luck/judgment to date a rap artist who turned out to be insanely jealous. A chain of events which
started with her exchanging a few, friendly words with the rapper's major rival at a party
culminated in a studio shootout and both men being rushed to hospital.
Connie's sole contribution to the shootout had been to cower under a music control panel
with a back-up singer and her interaction with the rival had been entirely above board, but her
boyfriend loudly blamed Connie, and the police interviewed her at length about his allegations
before charging both men with various violent crimes. The singer then took her father's very
sensible advice concerning the boyfriend "to dump his arse" and move back to LA. There she
bought a large house in Beverley Hills proper and filled it up with a floating cast of music industry
wannabees and doubtful hangers-on who amused her.
The music diva dated a good-looking Hollywood producer who got her a part in a romantic
comedy destined to go straight to a streaming service. Then she found out, to her horror and
mortification, that the producer was not only very much married his wife confronted Connie at a
swanky Hollywood party to accuse the singer of deliberately seducing her husband. Security had to
intervene. This was all covered in excruciating detail by the media. Because the producer's wife
defended him with such force, Connie found herself cast in the role of husband-stealer.
"I had no idea he was married, Ma," she told her mother later. "There was no ring, no wife
at his place and he never said a word."
Her mother believed Connie, but the wife proved better at lying than the singer at telling the
truth. Far worse the romantic comedy bombed, with the critics making nasty remarks about the
husband-stealer's acting ability, and the fuss affected her music sales.
Faced with the need to rebuild her public image, and after taking advice from a major public
relations firm, Connie started talking about the environment. She owned a jet for touring and saw no
problem in also using it to fly to conferences and meetings on the environment to give her opinion
on the issue, although all she knew of the environment was the view of her Mansion's back garden
from her bedroom window. To add some media spice to her declarations she thought to revive the
old feud between herself and Megan-Clarise.
"Look at the rich movie star," she told reporters. "What has she ever done for the
environment?"
Meghan at first ignored this then took advice from the large public relations firm charging
big fees – the same one used by Connie, although she did not realise this. The consultant also told
her to talk about the environment.
"What am I to say?" she asked.
"Just say we should reduce emissions," the consultant replied. "The media don't seem to
care much beyond that."
Meghan thought that sounded too much like catch-up and that, for the fees she was paying,
there could have been more creative thinking but she had no idea what else to say. While she was
puzzling over this her assistant and best friend Mia declared that she wanted to go out to have
drinks with a mega-rich Silicon Valley type. Meghan's boyfriend of several months, another
successful, good-looking-Latin film star type, was out of town for a few days and Meghan-Clarise
had agreed to appear at a party thrown by one of the producers of her latest movie.
"But we have this party to go to," she said.
"We'll drop in for a drink and then go on to the party," said Mia. "We can't appear too
early. If you come, he says he can get someone presentable to keep you company while he talks to
me."
"Urgh," said Meghan, who had adopted high standards when it came to men. "A rich geek
with a presentable friend. Are you really into this guy?"
"Never met him. It's through friends of friends and a sort-of blind date but he says he wants
to find out about the film industry. The upside is that he's got three hundred million," said Mia. She
was about Meghan's age, short and stocky, with a mop of curly brown hair and a girl next door
appeal that meant she did well for herself in attracting men. "He's gotta be worth talking to, no
matter what he looks like, and it's at that really ritzy club we were talking about."
"I want to check out that place out," admitted Meghan. "I'll talk to this presentable plus one
for a while if you want."
When they got to the club she wore a hood and sunglasses as she often did in public to avoid
attention, but the man at the door still waved the two ladies through without question, directing
them to the bar section. They found two men in a booth. One was obviously the mega-rich silicon
valley geek and the other the presentable plus one, standing up and staring so intently at the screen
above the bar that he did not turn around when the ladies come in.
Meghan thought that the plus one was not bad looking, tall with an athletic build, olive skin
and a square jaw. Okay she would talk to him for a few minutes if he ever paid attention. They sat
down.
"I'm Hap," said Hap, offering his hand. Clarise placed her hand briefly on Hap's hand.
"Who's your friend?" she asked.