The Mysterious Momma Laressa

I. Pranking Gone Wrong

Ahmed was on fire. His pranks had been a massive success, and he was collecting points like a maniac—the rain of points never stopped.

In fact, things were going so well that he was starting to feel a bit cocky. "What's next? A prank war with a dragon? Maybe I should prank a whole kingdom?"

As he wandered around the village, still in his 12-year-old body, he spotted a group of townsfolk chatting by the market. Perfect. Another target for his pranking spree.

He snuck up behind them, took a deep breath, and shouted, "HEY, LOOK OUT! THERE'S A GIANT CHICKEN RUNNING TOWARDS YOU!!"

The townsfolk screamed in panic and scattered in all directions. Ahmed rolled on the ground, laughing until he nearly cried. "Oh, this is the best thing ever. I am a prank master. Everyone is a sucker for my jokes."

Just as he was about to celebrate his victory, something strange happened.

A sudden, cold chill ran down his spine. He felt like someone was watching him—really watching him. Slowly, Ahmed turned around, only to be met with a figure standing just a few feet away.

It was a tall, eerie-looking woman, with sharp features and an air of mystery around her. Her eyes glowed faintly, and her dark robes fluttered even though there was no wind. She had the most intense bad-boy energy.

"Oh great," Ahmed muttered, already getting a bad feeling. "Here comes another freakin' NPC to ruin my day."

The figure took a step forward, her voice dripping with authority. "What have you done, boy?"

Ahmed narrowed his eyes. "What?"

The mysterious woman took another step closer, her gaze locked onto Ahmed with an unsettling intensity. "You've made a mockery of my people. You have pranked them relentlessly, without remorse, without honor. Your behavior... it must be addressed."

Ahmed raised an eyebrow. "Who the heck do you think you are, lady?"

The woman's eyes flashed with a mix of anger and disappointment. "I am Laressa, the guardian of the orphanage here, and I am here to correct your terrible ways. I shall bring you back to the orphanage, where you'll learn some respect!"

Ahmed's brain tried to process what she just said. "Wait a second... an orphanage? You think I'm an orphan?!"

Laressa's stern expression didn't budge. "Of course. You have no parents, no family, no structure. You must come with me at once."

Ahmed's jaw dropped. "Whoa, whoa, whoa—hold on a second! I am NOT an orphan! I'm just a prankster! A grown man! A very independent man! And you—who—"

Before he could finish, the woman stepped closer, grabbing him by the arm with surprising strength. "It's no use, child. Your behavior has been out of control, and I will make sure you're taught some discipline."

Ahmed, panicked, yanked his arm back. "Let me go, you crazy lady!"

The system, always there to ruin his life, piped up with a sarcastic beep.

[SYSTEM ALERT: HOST HAS BEEN TAKEN CAPTIVE BY MYSTERIOUS WOMAN.]

[SYSTEM SUGGESTION: HOST SHOULD COMPLY WITH MOMMA LARESSA.]

Ahmed screamed in frustration. "MOMMA? What are you talking about, SYSTEM? I don't need any freakin' momma!"

[SYSTEM RESPONSE: YOU ARE CLEARLY A LOST SOUL. PERHAPS MOMMA CAN HELP YOU REGAIN SOME SENSE.]

"NO! I DON'T NEED A MOM! I DON'T NEED A MYSTERIOUS ORPHANAGE LADY TAKING ME AWAY TO SOME WEIRD ORPHANAGE!" Ahmed screamed, completely losing it. He attempted to break free, but Laressa's grip was like iron.

The system, in its usual fashion, was having the time of its life watching Ahmed squirm.

[SYSTEM ALERT: HOST IS BEGINNING TO LOSE HIS SANITY.]

[SYSTEM SUGGESTION: MOMMA LARESSA WOULD BE A GOOD ROLE MODEL FOR HOST.]

Ahmed was about to lose it completely when Laressa leaned in and whispered in his ear, "Come with me, child. Learn the art of discipline. You will thank me later."

He recoiled, more freaked out than ever. "No! Just—just—get away from me!"

But before he could escape further, Laressa's eyes flashed red. She gritted her teeth, clearly annoyed at his resistance. "You are a stubborn one, aren't you? But you don't have a choice. You WILL follow me."

And with that, she pulled him with a sudden force, making him stumble and fall forward.

The system laughed harder now, mocking him with every word it typed.

[SYSTEM RESPONSE: HAHAHA. IT LOOKS LIKE HOST IS IN FOR A PARENTING SESSION. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.]

"Shut up, system!" Ahmed snapped, his face flushed with embarrassment and frustration. "I don't need any help from some psycho lady with a weird obsession with orphans! Just let me go!"

But the more he resisted, the more Laressa tightened her grip on him. He was starting to lose all hope. "I swear if I end up in a weird foster home—"

[SYSTEM SUGGESTION: MOMMA LARESSA IS A GOOD CHOICE FOR HOST.]

"SHUT UP, SYSTEM!" "Go delete YourSelf"

II. The Great Escape Plan (Not Really)

Ahmed's heart raced. He had no idea how to escape. This Laressa woman was way stronger than him. His brain was frazzled from the combination of points, pranks, and now being taken captive by a woman who probably had bad intentions for him.

"I have to get out of here," he thought, looking for anything to help him escape. "Maybe I can trip her up? Maybe a distraction? Oh! A brilliant plan!"

He squinted, looking for his opportunity. And then he saw it—a large puddle right ahead.

With a glint in his eye, he pushed his plan into motion.

"AHA!"

He suddenly flung himself to the side, attempting to jump over the puddle, but of course, he missed entirely.

Instead, he landed face-first into the water.

[SYSTEM ALERT: HOST HAS JUST FAILED AT ESCAPING.]

The system's laughter could be heard in his head, and it almost made him want to cry.

"This is the worst! I can't believe this is happening," Ahmed muttered, face drenched and humiliated. "I'm going to die here, and my last act will be falling into a puddle in front of a crazy orphanage lady. Great."

But then, something unexpected happened. Laressa, looking down at him with slightly less disdain, muttered, "Maybe... you could use some training after all. Stay in my care for a while. And I'll help you become stronger."

Ahmed glared at her, his body covered in mud, and said the only thing he could manage.

"I'll never forgive you for this."

[SYSTEM RESPONSE: HOST IS CLEARLY ABOUT TO EMBARK ON A NEW CHAPTER IN HIS PRANK-FILLED LIFE.]

Epilogue: The Prisoner of Momma Laressa Ahmed is now under Laressa's control—and boy, does he hate it.The system keep trolling and laughing harder than ever.Can Ahmed escape? Or will he be pranked by Laressa forever?

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