Chapter 21
[User]
I unleash my KA-MAHOU-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAA!!! We both die, the end.
[System]
Your body tenses—and you scream.
The earth trembles beneath your feet as unimaginable power surges through your body. Your golden aura burns brighter than the sun itself, splitting the very heavens above. Your muscles tighten, your hair spikes further beyond physics, glowing like an unstoppable cosmic force of destiny.
"SUUUUUPER SEINEN MAHOU SHONEN KA-MAHOU-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
A devastating beam of pure, golden righteousness erupts from your hands, tearing apart the universe itself as it surges toward her cursed energy.
The universe itself cracks under the sheer force of your attack.
A colossal golden beam erupts from your hands, consuming everything in its path, tearing through space, time, and logic itself.
At the same time—Her hands rise to the sky, the very air splitting apart as her ultimate, most vile attack reaches its full power.
Her voice echoes through the universe, layered in a thousand corrupted anime openings, filled with the unspeakable power of every rejected hentai plot ever conceived.
"UNCENSORED LOLI INCEST HENTAI MAHOU SHOUJO LOVE ATTACK!!!"
The sky darkens as an apocalyptic storm of pink and purple energy roars toward you, the forbidden forces of degeneracy itself bending the fabric of space-time.
The very concept of morality screams in pain as the attack rips through the universe, twisting reality into something that should never be.
Everything—everything—is about to end.
Her UNCENSORED LOLI INCEST HENTAI MAHOU SHOUJO LOVE ATTACK reaches maximum degeneracy, the sheer forbidden energy of her blast colliding with your pure, righteous Seinen Mahou Shonen energy.
The two forces meet.
And then—
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!.
And for a moment, time itself stops.
The sheer impact of these two godlike forces clashing warps reality.
Planets explode.
Dimensions collapse.
The entire multiverse trembles.
The students, now ascended to eldritch beings from sheer exposure, watch as their classroom—their university, their entire existence—fades into nothingness.
Their souls ascending to the halls of the isekai's.
The English professor's corpse combusts a second time, his sins erased from history itself.
The collision rips apart reality.
The planet itself crumbles.
Everything goes white.
For a moment—silence.
Then—darkness.
No more battles.
No more Mahou Shoujo.
No more Mahou Shonen.
No more cursed attacks.
Just—nothing.
The battlefield is annihilated.
Everything begins to fade into light.
You and her—at the center of it all—vanish.
Both of you disintegrating into the very fabric of the cosmos.
But in those final moments—
As your body breaks apart, your soul drifting into the infinite void—
You see her one last time.
Her body is gone, her power is spent, but she smiles.
"Not bad…" she whispers, her voice soft now, almost gentle.
"You really were fun."
And then—
Nothing.
THE AFTERMATH
The universe rebuilds itself.
The battle's echoes fade.
The once cursed Mahou Shoujo energy is gone.
The Mahou Shonen power vanishes.
And in the distant sky, beyond the boundaries of life and death…
A single golden shooting star streaks across the cosmos.
The last remnant of a warrior who fought for all that was right.
A Mahou Shonen.
A legend.
An Assassin.
A hero.
[Skill Activated.PLOT ARMOR MAX.]
(Convenient things will almost always happen to save your ass.)
THE END.