Akatsuki enters the chat!

The dimensional chaos was already at an all-time high. Kazuya, still recovering from his last "ordeal," sat in a corner, legs shaking, questioning every life decision that led him to this moment. The waifus around him were still very much in a post-action glow, lounging like goddesses of indulgence. The reality that everything had been broadcasted to the entire multiverse was only now starting to sink in.

And just when he thought it couldn't get worse…

BOOM.

A sudden crack tore through the pocket dimension. The air trembled. The walls rippled like a bad animation budget had just kicked in.

Then, one by one, dark figures in ominous cloaks appeared, their red clouds billowing ominously in the chaotic winds of whatever cursed reality they had stepped into.

The Akatsuki had arrived.

"Yo, what the actual hell is this?" Deidara was the first to react, staring at the sheer depravity before him. "I was expecting a battlefield, not a–" He blinked, trying to process Kazuya sitting amid waifus wrapped in very suggestive sheets.

"Is this an… artistic battlefield?" he asked, rubbing his chin.

"No," Itachi deadpanned. "This is something else entirely."

Kisame whistled, taking in the scene. "Well, well, this is not what I expected when Aizen revived us. But hey, if we're here, we might as well dive in."

Tobi clapped his hands. "Tobi is a good boy, but Tobi also has needs!"

Kazuya's brain short-circuited. "WH-WHY ARE THEY HERE?! WHO SUMMONED THEM?!"

A booming, godlike chuckle echoed through the air, and Aizen's voice whispered in his ear."Because I can."

At that exact moment, the second break in reality occurred.

A new rip in space-time appeared, and from it… came the Straw Hat Pirates.

Kazuya, already barely holding onto his sanity, let out a choked gasp. "NO… NO MORE… STOP SUMMONING PEOPLE!"

Luffy stepped forward, flexing his arms. "Yo! So this is the crazy world we got dropped into?" His eyes locked onto a familiar figure in the room.

"NAMI!"

The fiery-haired navigator, who had absolutely been part of the earlier events, suddenly realized she was about to get called out.

Sanji, who had also just walked in, took one look at the situation… and collapsed. His soul literally left his body, floating towards the sky as he whispered, "B-B-Beautiful ladies… everywhere… Nami-san… betrayed me…"

Zoro, meanwhile, just sighed. "I KNEW something was off about this whole thing."

Brook's skeleton jaw chattered. "Yohohoho! Might I ask to–"

"NO, YOU MAY NOT!" The entire room shouted at once.

Kazuya, at this point, was curled up in a ball, shaking. "I… I am in the presence of nothing but monsters."

Itachi, completely ignoring the chaos around him, walked toward a glowing rift in the air. He had only come here for one reason. Aizen had made a promise. A reunion. A long-awaited moment.

From the swirling energy, she stepped forward. Izumi Uchiha.

Itachi's usually emotionless face softened for the first time in forever. "Izumi…"

She smiled gently. "You look like you've been through hell."

"I have," he admitted.

The rest of the room collectively decided to give them space (shocking, considering the rest of the events that had taken place).

Meanwhile, Luffy turned to Denji, who was flexing with a wild grin. "Oi, rubber dude. I hear you got a small one."

The air went still.

Denji's entire demeanor shifted. "What the hell did you just say?"

"I mean, I stretched mine before, but it's still massive," Luffy continued, grinning.

Denji's chainsaws revved. "You're dead."

The most ridiculous fight in the history of battles began.

Chainsaws clashed with rubber fists. Punches thrown, dumb insults exchanged. Somehow, they ended up kangaroo-kicking each other into another part of the pocket dimension, where Sanji's ghostly spirit continued watching in utter despair.

Meanwhile, deep within the multiversal corridors…

Aizen, now drenched in the blood of fallen Overlords, stood atop a floating throne, his power unfathomable. His eyes glowed with something beyond omnipotence.

The Great Weeb Overlord was running.

He had leaped across universes in desperation. From Bleach to Naruto, to One Piece, to even the forbidden realms of hentai. Aizen chased him through all.

As they passed through the Bleach universe, Zaraki Kenpachi was seen lying next to Unohana, smirking. "I told you we'd go another round."

Ichigo, hiding behind a corner, was whispering, "I AM NOT WATCHING. I AM NOT WATCHING," while completely watching.

In One Piece, the Straw Hat crew was found at a bar, drowning themselves in booze, some of them missing from the earlier events.

In Death Note, Light Yagami scribbled in his book. "Ho. Ho. Ho." he muttered. "These hoes must be judged."

And in Jujutsu Kaisen…

Itadori, somewhere, was having a very intimate moment.

Aizen chuckled darkly, watching the Great Weeb Overlord's desperation. "Fool," he murmured. "You thought omnipotence meant control. But you… you have lost control."

Back in the pocket dimension, Kazuya, finally catching his breath, suddenly realized something very, very important.

The door leading out was still missing.

"W-Wait… we're still trapped here?!"

Orihime, Nobara, and Frieren all gave him a look.

"Looks like we need to pass the time, huh?" Nobara smirked, cracking her knuckles.

Kazuya screamed internally.