Qin Feng's First-Person Narration:
I was reborn.
That should have been something to celebrate, but I couldn't bring myself to smile—because I had been reborn as a baby, no, an undeveloped fetus still in the womb!
To make things worse, my twin brother, Qin Hao, had awakened a legendary-grade "Heaven's Chosen One" system.
Just when I thought I was destined to be an insignificant NPC in this life, a cold voice suddenly echoed in my mind.
Qin Feng's System:
Ding! Congratulations, Host! The Universe's Super Ultimate Villain System has been successfully activated!
Qin Feng:
What?! I have a system too?!
Qin Feng's Narration:
This world is called Desolate Antiquity. It is a xuanhuan world where demons and immortals coexist, and the mundane mingle with the extraordinary. Here, the mighty can split mountains and sever seas, summon storms, and shake the heavens with a single word.
And me? I'm utterly unremarkable—so plain that even dogs wouldn't turn their heads if I passed by. In a world like this, I wouldn't survive past chapter three.
But then, a surprising twist—my father is actually the head of the Qin Clan!
Father's Information:
Name: Qin Yun (Head of the Qin Clan, Qin Feng's father)
Qin Feng's Narration:
The Qin Clan—the number one family in Desolate Antiquity—boasts countless experts and generations of prodigies. Here, there's nothing a single cry of "Dad" can't solve. And if one cry isn't enough? Just call for Mom.
My mother is the Saintess of Taibai Immortal Mountain, one of the three great sacred lands. Her strength is unfathomable.
If even calling my parents doesn't work, there are still ten ancestor-level powerhouses in the family standing guard.
Unfortunately, I'm still in my mother's womb, with three years left until I'm born.
Mother's Information:
Name: Yun Xiyue (Qin Feng's mother)
Qin Feng:
Heh, as long as I avoid those crazy protagonists with their absurd plot armor, wouldn't I be able to live a carefree life?
Wait… no.
How could a real world have such ridiculous hacks? Years of hard work losing out to a young brat's random fortuitous encounter—what a joke!
Narration:
However, the next second, Qin Feng could no longer laugh.
As usual, his mother, Yun Xiyue, drank a bowl of the Qin Clan's special celestial elixir. This elixir possessed miraculous powers, capable of enhancing the potential of an unborn child.
To ensure his success from the very start, the Qin Clan even used a secret technique to delay his birth by 100 years. Now, 97 years had passed—only three more years until his birth.
But today, before Qin Feng could absorb the energy from the elixir, his younger brother, Qin Hao, seized it first, absorbing everything.
Brother's Information:
Name: Qin Hao (Qin Feng's younger brother)
Narration:
Qin Hao, still unsatisfied, began frantically plundering the energy from Qin Feng's body.
Qin Feng:
Damn! No way! I feel like my body is being hollowed out!
What kind of monster is this little brother of mine?!
I can't escape. I can only watch helplessly as my energy is drained bit by bit…
Qin Feng's System:
Ding! Detecting a legendary-grade Heaven's Chosen One… System activation in progress…
Qin Feng:
What the—?! My little brother is the protagonist?!
Qin Feng's Narration:
As everyone knows, being related to a protagonist is an incredibly dangerous job.
They either get silenced or become obstacles to the protagonist's growth and end up sacrificed.
Even if they somehow manage to survive to the end, fate will still grind them into the dirt.
Sure enough, the next moment, Qin Feng's mind was flooded with his younger brother's protagonist halo attributes.
Qin Hao's System:
Ding! Legendary Protagonist Exclusive Halo Activated!
Luck Bonus +9999
Comprehension Bonus +9999
Potential Bonus +9999
Charisma Bonus +9999
Family Reincarnation Rate +50%
Qin Feng:
WHAT?!
Qin Hao's System:
Note: When encountering life-threatening danger, the halo will activate additional enhancements!
Extra Luck Bonus +9999
Extra Comprehension Bonus +9999
Extra Potential Bonus +9999
Extra Charisma Bonus +9999
Family Reincarnation Rate +99999
Qin Feng:
AHHHH! Is there no justice?! No law?!
I'm the one who reincarnated, so why is my younger brother the protagonist?!
Then what am I supposed to be? The villain?!
Qin Feng's System:
Host detected as the Supreme Ordinary Faction of Destiny. Universe's Super Ultimate Villain System has been successfully activated.
A Crow:
Caw… caw… caw… caw…
Qin Feng:
Sob… sob… sob…
Being the protagonist's elder brother was already dangerous enough.
And now I have to be the ultimate villain too?!
Isn't this the definition of "holding a lantern while walking into a public restroom—seeking death"?
Qin Feng's Thoughts:
Qin Feng, remember:
Don't be greedy for wealth.
Don't be lustful.
Don't take in disciples.
Don't establish a sect.
Stay hidden if possible; don't stand out.
Avoid both trash and genius cultivators.
Don't save beauties in distress.
Avoid anyone with the surnames Ye, Lin, Chen, Chu, Qin, Wang, Su, Fang, or Zhou.
Most importantly—NEVER laugh with a sinister "Jie Jie Jie"!
Qin Feng's System:
Friendly reminder: Based on the system's analysis of the host's personality, you are greedy, lustful, love bragging, and radiate an air of flamboyance. You embody the true essence of manhood! There's no way you would willingly live in seclusion, cultivating yourself into a quiet and well-mannered gentleman. Hehe.
Narration:
Qin Feng couldn't hold it in anymore and started cursing.
Qin Feng:
Are you kidding me?! Don't you feel guilty saying something like that?! I've always been a kindhearted person, alright?!
When I see the girl next door taking a bath, I kindly open the window for ventilation.
When Old Wang isn't home, I take care of his wife for him.
When I find a homeless young lady, I offer her a warm place to stay.
My friends say I have the potential to be a prime minister, but all I want is to be the friendly neighborhood boy, quietly helping my neighbors fix their plumbing…
Qin Feng's System:
Super Villain Starter Pack Unlocked!
Congratulations! You have obtained the Divine Aura – Emperor's Talent!
Congratulations! You have obtained the Supreme Technique – Creation Art of the Thirty-Three Heavens!
Congratulations! You have obtained a Mythical Legendary Item – Max-Level Red-Haired Monster Experience Voucher!
Item Descriptions:
Emperor's Talent: A divine aura that grants a tenfold boost to all attributes.
Creation Art of the Thirty-Three Heavens: A mythical cultivation technique born from the Big Bang, possessing the power to reshape creation.
Max-Level Red-Haired Monster Experience Voucher: Allows the user to experience the full power of the Max-Level Red-Haired Monster for 24 hours, capable of suppressing anyone who dares to claim invincibility. (Cooldown: 10 years)
Qin Feng:
Hehehe, suddenly being a villain doesn't seem so bad… Hahaha! If you're a real brother, come fight me**!** Wait, no! I was raised on Confucian teachings! I grew up reading The Analects! I'm a proper gentleman—how could I willingly fall into villainy?!
(Looks at Qin Hao) All you do is absorb, absorb, absorb…
Narration:
Qin Feng kicked Qin Hao.
Qin Hao (crying):
Wuuu… wuuu…
Qin Feng:
Confucius said, "A gentleman who lacks gravitas cannot inspire awe."
Qin Hao (stops crying):
What does that mean?
Qin Feng:
Hehe, it means a true gentleman must strike hard—otherwise, he won't establish his authority…
Narration:
Qin Hao looked utterly shocked, a single tear sliding down his face.
Qin Hao (waving his hands):
Don't come any closer!
Qin Feng:
Huh? You dare fight back? This little brother must not be kept around for long! Activate Emperor's Talent Aura!
Qin Feng's System:
Emperor's Talent Aura activated! Gold attribute boost increased tenfold!
Narration:
Qin Feng could clearly feel the changes in his body—every part of him was brimming with power. He kicked Qin Hao again. The younger brother seemed to have realized how terrifying Qin Feng was and immediately behaved, no longer daring to absorb his energy.
Qin Feng:
Hmph! What kind of Chosen One are you? You only bully the weak!
Qin Feng's System:
Ding! Host has attacked the Chosen One. Earned 10 Villain Points!
Qin Feng:
10 Villain Points? Does that mean there's a system shop?!
Narration:
The next second, a system shop appeared in Qin Feng's mind, filled with treasures that shone so brightly they could blind a titanium-alloy dog's eyes.
Qin Feng's System:
King's Domineering Aura – Divine Level, priced at 99,999 Villain Points
Heart of Darkness – Divine Level, priced at 99,999 Villain Points
Heaven-Sacrificing Law – Divine Level, priced at 99,999 Villain Points
Qin Feng:
They all seem ridiculously powerful, but these prices… hmm… hmm… hmm… hmm…
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第一章:重生为反派,天命大凡派的觉醒
秦风第一视角旁白:
我重生了.
这本该是件值得庆祝的事,可我却一点也笑不出来——因为我重生成了一个婴儿,还是一个正在猥琐发育的胎儿!更离谱的是,我的双胞胎弟弟秦昊,竟然觉醒了史诗级天选之子系统.
就在我以为这辈子注定要当一个默默无闻的NPC时,脑海中突然响起了一道冰冷的声音.
秦风系统:
叮,恭喜宿主,宇宙超级无敌大反派系统激活成功!
秦风:
什么?我也有系统?!
秦风旁白:
这个世界名为荒古,是一个妖魔共存,仙凡混居的玄幻世界.在这里,大能者可开山断海,呼风唤雨,俯瞰天地,一言震九州.而我,平平无奇,丢到大街上连狗都不回头.在这种世界,我绝对活不过三章.
但惊喜来得太突然——我的老爹居然是秦家的家主!
老爹信息:
名字:秦云(秦家家主,秦风父亲)
秦风旁白:
秦家,荒古第一世家,高手如云,天才辈出.在这里,没有什么事是喊一声爹解决不了的.如果有,就再喊一声娘.
我的母亲是三大圣地之一太白仙山的圣女,实力深不可测.要是喊爹妈都没用,家族中还有十位老祖级别的高手坐镇.
不过,我目前还在母亲的肚子里,距离出生还有三年.
母亲信息:
名字:云汐月(秦风母亲)
秦风:
嘿嘿,只要我不去招惹那些自带主角光环的变态,这辈子还不是逍遥自在?
等等,不对...现实世界怎么可能会有那种挂批?几代人的努力不如毛头小子一场奇遇,实在是有够搞笑的.
旁白:
然而,下一秒他就笑不出来了.
他的母亲云汐月,像往常一样喝下了一碗秦家特制的仙液.这仙液拥有神奇的力量,能够强化胎儿的潜力.为了让他赢在起跑线上,秦家甚至不惜使用秘法,将他的出生延迟了100年.如今已经过去了97年,再有3年,他就能出生了.
可今天,还没等秦风开始吸收仙液的能量,弟弟秦昊就抢先一步,将能量全部夺走.
弟弟信息:
名字:秦昊(秦风弟弟)
旁白:
秦昊似乎意犹未尽,开始疯狂掠夺秦风体内的能量.
秦风:
我去,不行了!感觉身体被掏空!我这个弟弟到底是个什么怪物?我好像逃不掉,只能眼睁睁看着能量被一点点吸收.
秦风系统:
叮,检测到史诗级天选之子,系统开始激活...
秦风:
我去,我弟弟是主角?!
秦风旁白:
众所周知,主角的家人是个高危职业.不是被灭口,就是妨碍主角提升战斗力,被祭天.就算能苟到最后活下来,也是被命运无情地按在地上反复摩擦.
果然,下一秒,秦风的脑海中浮现出了弟弟的主角光环属性.
秦昊系统:
叮,史诗级主角专属光环已启动!
幸运值加成+9999,悟性值加成+9999,潜力值加成+9999,魅力值加成+9999,亲人投胎率+50.
秦风:
什么?!
秦昊系统:
备注:如遇生死危机,光环将会启动额外加成!幸运值额外加成+9999,悟性值额外加成+9999,潜力值额外加成+9999,魅力值额外加成+9999,亲人投胎率+99999.
秦风:
啊!还有王法吗?还有法律吗?明明我才是穿越者,怎么二弟成了主角?那我算什么?反派吗?
秦风系统:
检测到宿主乃是天命大凡派,宇宙超级无敌大反派系统激活成功.
乌鸦:
啊...啊...啊...啊...
秦风:
呜呜呜,做主角的亲哥哥已经够危险的了,现在还要让我做个天命大反派,这不是典型的打着灯笼去厕所——找死吗?
秦风想法:
秦风啊秦风,记住,你以后出去的宗旨就是不贪财,不好色,不收徒,不立教,能苟不出头,可躲不逞强.废物天才都不惹,美女遇险不要救,遇到姓叶,林,陈,楚,秦,王,苏,方,周的绕着走.还有最重要的一点,绝对不能"桀桀桀"地笑.
秦风系统:
友情提示,根据系统对宿主性格的分析,宿主贪财,好色,爱吹牛,外加骚气冲天,尽显男儿本色,绝对不会甘心隐居,做个修身养性的老实人.呵呵.
旁白:
秦风再也忍不了了,直接口吐芬芳.
秦风:
你开什么玩笑?说这种话良心不会痛吗?我从小就特别有爱心好不好!看到隔壁小姐姐洗澡,会好心地帮她打开窗户透气;看到隔壁老王不在家,会帮他照顾老婆;遇到无家可归的小姐姐,会给她一个温暖的家.朋友都说我有丞相之资,可我只想做个邻家大男孩,默默帮助邻居们修理下水道...
秦风系统:
大反派新手大礼包发放成功!
恭喜宿主获得神级光环——大帝之资!
恭喜宿主获得神级功法——三十三天造化决!
恭喜宿主获得神话级史诗道具——满级红毛老怪体验券!
大帝之资神话光环将获得全属性十倍加成效果;三十三天造化决神话功法诞生于宇宙大爆炸,有夺天造化之功效;满级红毛老怪体验券神话级史诗道具,使用后可体验满级红毛老怪的快乐,镇压世间一切敢称无敌言不败之人(持续效果24小时,冷却时间十年).
秦风 :
嘿嘿嘿,突然感觉当反派也没什么...哈哈,是兄弟就过来**!不行,我从小接受的可是儒家思想,读"论语"长大的正经君子,岂能自甘堕落当个反派?(看向秦昊)吸吸吸就知道吸.
旁白:
秦风一脚踢向秦昊.
秦昊哭了:
呜呜呜...
秦风:
孔子曰,君子不重则不威.
秦昊停止哭泣,问道:
啥意思?
秦风:
嘿嘿,君子动手就需要下重手,否则无法树立威信...
秦昊一脸震惊,挤出一滴泪水:
你不要过来啊!(手朝秦风摆摆)
秦风:
什么?还敢还手?此弟不宜久留啊!开启大帝之资光环!
秦风系统:
大帝之资光环开启,获得金属性十倍加成效果.
旁白:
秦风能明显感觉到身体的变化,各个部位都变得充满力量.他再次踢了一脚秦昊,二弟似乎感受到了哥哥的厉害,立马老实了起来,不敢再吸收他体内的能量.
秦风:
哼,什么天选之子,欺软怕硬的东西!
秦风系统:
叮,检测到宿主攻击天选之子,获得10点反派点.
秦风:
10点反派点?难道还有系统商城?
旁白:
下一秒,秦风的脑海中浮现出一个系统商城,里面的宝物金光闪闪,简直能亮瞎人的钛合金狗眼.
秦风系统:
王霸之气神级,售价99999反派点;黑化之心神级,售价99999反派点;祭天法则神级,售价99999反派点.
秦风:
好像都很厉害的样子,就是这价格...哼...哼...哼...哼.