Sitting under the ancient tree with a beauty, the summer breeze blew gently, making it extremely cool.
Wang Ergou, looking disheveled, with a blade of grass in his mouth, was humming a little tune, looking in a good mood as he approached the ancient tree.
"Phew! I'm really sorry for disturbing you two."
Seeing someone coming, Li Xiu'e obviously felt a bit embarrassed and hurriedly left Zhang Xiaofan, saying:
"Xiaofan, I still have some housework to do at home, so I'll be leaving first."
After speaking, she hurriedly took her vegetable basket and went home.
"Don't keep looking. You look so happy. What's so funny?"
Zhang Xiaofan saw Wang Ergou and, looking at Li Xiu'e's graceful figure leaving, had an unwilling and reluctant expression on his face. He cursed and scolded, which made Wang Ergou come back to his senses. He ran over to sit beside Zhang Xiaofan, putting his hand on Zhang Xiaofan's shoulder.
"Zhang Xiaofan, we all know about your relationship with the village chief. Sister Village Chief is as beautiful as a fairy, and Li Xiu'e looks insignificant compared to her.
You have such a beauty, and you're still not satisfied? Moreover, Li Xiu'e is now your sister-in-law. Why don't you let me have your sister-in-law Li Xiu'e? I'll be grateful to you for life, okay?"
Zhang Xiaofan removed the hand on his shoulder and said seriously:
"No way! You can hit on anyone you want, but don't even think about touching a single hair on Sister Xiu'e. If you do, I'll kill you."
Hearing Zhang Xiaofan's words, Wang Ergou was obviously reluctant but knew he couldn't win against Zhang Xiaofan. He could only grumble in a low voice:
"Zhang Xiaofan, you're going too far. Li Xiu'e is so plump and beautiful, not to mention her good figure. You monopolize her, occupying a position without doing anything. Such a woman without a man is simply a waste."
Zhang Xiaofan's ears were very sensitive, and he couldn't help but kick Wang Ergou, scolding with a laugh:
"What are you talking about, kid! Don't think I can't hear you."
"Okay, stop hitting me. I'm here to tell you some news."
Wang Ergou quickly dodged and sat down beside him, wagging his tail and smiling.
"What news?"
Wang Ergou hesitated for a moment, swallowed, and said with a face full of excitement:
"Do you know? Wan Shan Village's Ma Daguanbang was beaten up last night by someone. He was limping when he walked. This morning, he packed his clothes and went out to work.
Xiaofan, you've been away for so many years that you don't know. Ma Daguanbang has a crush on Yang Lanzhi from our village, a love-crazy obsession.
Li Musheng went out to work, leaving such a virtuous wife at home, and he's really at ease.
I heard from the villagers that Yang Lanzhi was guarding the orchard, and Ma Daguanbang often went there. The two of them in the deep mountains and forests of the orchard, where no one is around, have an indescribable relationship..."
Before Wang Ergou could finish, Zhang Xiaofan interrupted him:
"This is someone else's business. What does it have to do with you?"
Wang Ergou swallowed again and started talking animatedly:
"Xiaofan, this matter is very significant. Just ask yourself, Yang Lanzhi is beautiful, gentle, and virtuous. Which man wouldn't have some thoughts? Men from several villages envy Li Musheng to death for being able to marry such a virtuous wife.
Yang Lanzhi is not only beautiful but also has a very full figure, especially those bulging collarbones, with two big balloons inside, definitely as big as your head.
To be honest, many men in our village have fantasized about Yang Lanzhi and then masturbated under the covers. She is also our dream lover.
Ma Daguanbang is gone, and Li Musheng is not at home. Yang Lanzhi, such a voluptuous woman, must have a strong desire. She will definitely not be able to hold back at night. If the two of us go quietly to the orchard at night, we might be able to get on with Li Musheng's wife. How about we go tonight?"
Hearing Wang Ergou's excited words and remembering last night's events, Zhang Xiaofan's mouth revealed a proud smile. It seems he was the one who got there first!
"How many times have you fantasized about Yang Lanzhi and masturbated?"
Zhang Xiaofan's question made Wang Ergou obviously embarrassed, but he still said it:
"Hehe! Actually, I don't know how many times. If I had to say who I fantasized about the most, it would be your sister-in-law Li Xiu'e, followed by Yang Lanzhi. You don't know how great it feels to fantasize. When I hugged the blanket, it felt like I was hugging those women.
I tell you, don't tell anyone else. Even the village chief's daughter-in-law and several women in our village, who are very beautiful, I have fantasized about. In my fantasies, I have... haha..."
Zhang Xiaofan couldn't listen anymore. He raised his foot and kicked Wang Ergou to the ground again, cursing:
"You kid, you're too idle, with these dirty thoughts in your head all day long. What are you thinking about all day! Really disgusting."
"Hmph! Zhang Xiaofan, you have meat to eat, so you naturally don't know the pain of us single dogs. If I could have a fairy-like village chief sister-in-law like you, I would never think about other women again. I might even wake up laughing in my dreams. You kid are really lucky."
Zhang Xiaofan couldn't be bothered to talk to this guy anymore:
"The village chief is my woman now, and I am her assistant. You can go to the orchard to find Yang Lanzhi at night, but if she agrees to you, then go ahead. If you force it, don't blame me for turning my back on you and taking you to the police station. It's at least three years, and the maximum is the death penalty!"
Hearing Zhang Xiaofan's words, Wang Ergou was obviously a bit scared and shrank his neck:
"Xiaofan, don't scare me. I wouldn't dare to force it! I just think that Yang Lanzhi hasn't had a man for a long time and definitely can't stand it. Then I'll just pick up the bargain."
Zhang Xiaofan also smiled. Yang Lanzhi had absorbed his Yin qi and even her life essence, so she must feel empty in her body within half a month and wouldn't think about men. Even if she got better and he went again, Wang Ergou would have no chance at all.
"Alright, I have a task for you. Sister Village Chief has some good news to tell you all. Go and notify the villagers to come here for a meeting at dusk. Everyone from every household must come."
As Zhang Xiaofan spoke, he took out two packs of cigarettes from his pocket, still costing more than ten yuan per pack, and threw them to Wang Ergou.
Wang Ergou was excited. After receiving the two packs of cigarettes and seeing the brand clearly, he was so excited that he jumped up:
"Okay, I'll notify the villagers. I'll take care of it. I'm going now. You're a good brother. These are really good cigarettes!"
After Wang Ergou left, Zhang Xiaofan returned home and saw his clothes washed and hung out to dry at the door. It was quite touching.
Sister Village Chief was still sitting at her desk, working on her laptop. Her face was very cold, making the whole room feel cold, and her eyes were slightly red.
"Sister Village Chief, I asked Wang Ergou to notify the villagers. The villagers will gather here at dusk. You don't need to go out yourself. You can leave this kind of thing to him in the future. Just give him some travel expenses."
Looking at the graceful figure's back, Zhang Xiaofan couldn't help but think of that night in the crevice. This figure was really impressive, and the elasticity made him want to do it again just thinking about it. He put his hand on it, but the cold woman slapped it away.
Zhang Xiaofan didn't know what this woman was angry about, but she was too beautiful, and being angry made her even colder and more beautiful.
"The 60,000 yuan I made the other day, I still have 50,000 on me. Sister Village Chief, please keep it for me. Actually, I anticipated that things would happen later. In a few days, I need to go out and earn money, to work.
Only by earning a lot of money or one day surpassing your family can I be worthy of you. Everything requires capital. I'm just going to earn some capital."
As Zhang Xiaofan spoke, he simply placed the remaining 50,000 yuan on the table and quietly kept a thousand for himself.
Hearing Zhang Xiaofan say he was leaving, Shu Wan'er finally stopped her work and turned her red eyes to look at Zhang Xiaofan, but didn't say a word.
Zhang Xiaofan knew what this woman was thinking and immediately hurriedly said:
"Don't worry, I won't be gone for years without coming back. I'll come back every two days. I can't leave such a stunning beauty alone at home.
I have three sword energies stored in your body. If you encounter danger, whether it's beasts, gods, ghosts, or humans, the sword energy will emerge from your body and can slay them! Unless the other party is stronger than me."
Zhang Xiaofan pointed with his finger, and three earth-yellow sword energies appeared in mid-air and then entered Shu Wan'er's back. After doing all this, Zhang Xiaofan didn't care that it was Sister Village Chief's room and lay down to sleep.
Because he had thoroughly enjoyed himself with Aunt Lanzhi last night, the woman was too full, and the two big grinding plates almost sucked him dry. It was so satisfying that he was a bit tired.
From beginning to end, the cold Village Chief Sister didn't speak. Looking at Zhang Xiaofan, who had fallen asleep, she thought for a moment and then continued working.