Zhang Fei grinned, making himself comfortable on the table. "So I just suck in this qi, pump it into my veins, and get swole enough to level up? Sounds simple." His cock twitched at the thought of getting stronger.
"What's the first realm, Mother?" he added eagerly.
[Notice: Host grasping qi fundamentals. Cultivation progression unlocked.
She blinked at his words but nodded, already used to his weird ass. "Yes... it starts with Qi Refining. You're there now—barely," she said.
"And what's your realm, Mother?" Zhang Fei asked, leaning forward.
She straightened, her green robe tight as ever, "I'm at the Qi Foundation realm," she said proudly.
Zhang Fei threw his head back and laughed. "Wow, is that why you've got such big fuckin' tits?" He teased, his gaze dropping straight to her chest—those massive mountains practically begging to spill out.
Her face went red, eyes widening in shock. "Zhang Fei!" she scolded, hands twitching like she couldn't decide whether to smack him or cover up. But she couldn't quite hide the faint smirk tugging at her lips.
She crossed her arms, pushing her tits up even more, unintentionally putting on an even better show. "That's not... that's not how it works," she said, trying to sound mad, but her soft tone betrayed her.
Zhang Fei chuckled, leaning in. "Sure it isn't—bet those meridians are pumping qi straight to the good stuff," he shot back.
"Shut up, Zhang Fei," she snapped, voice rising.
She grabbed a scroll, unrolled it, and flattened it onto the table. "These are all the realms—read it, get familiar," she said, pointing at the paper like a teacher handing out homework.
Zhang Fei barely glanced at it before tossing it aside with a smirk. "Okay, Mother, is there anything else I should know?" he asked lazily.
She sighed, shaking her head. "Nothing. This is enough for now," she said softly. "Be diligent and cultivate—don't waste this chance." Her gaze locked onto his, and for a brief moment, Zhang Fei felt almost... awkward.
Just then, the system pinged again.
[Notice: Host received cultivation guide. Path to Qi Foundation unlocked.]
He tapped the paper with a finger, already plotting his next move. Time to grind this qi and fuck shit up.
**
With that, the night came to a close, and his mother headed off to her own room, leaving Zhang Fei alone with his scroll and dirty thoughts.
He tossed his dress aside and fell onto the bed, his cock finally chilling. The day's exhaustion finally claimed him, and he drifted off to sleep.
Morning hit fast, the sound of birds chirping and singing filling the atmosphere. The warm rays of the sun crept through the window, falling directly on Zhang Fei's face, stirring him awake.
He woke up, rubbing his eyes lazily, and rolled out of bed. Stretching his sore muscles, he grumbled, "Where's the damn bathroom?" scratching his abs, still half-asleep.
He wandered down the hall and stopped at a door that was slightly open. Curious as shit, he peeked inside—and holy fuck, his eyes damn near popped out.
There she was—his mother—completely naked, pouring a bucket of water over her body in an old-school bath setup. Her massive tits glistened in the morning light, water sliding down every curve like she was a dinner, ready to be served.
"Dang," he whispered, his cock rock-hard in seconds. "Fuck me, that's a sight," he muttered, gripping the doorframe.
She ran her hands slowly over her body, scrubbing those massive tits, her nipples hard from the cold water.
"Fuckin' hell," he muttered, gripping the doorframe tightly as she squeezed them between her fingers.
Her hands slid lower, tracing her curves before reaching her pussy. It was slightly bushy, and she rubbed there too, slow and deliberate. She brushed her folds, completely oblivious to the horny bastard spying on her.
Zhang Fei's mouth went dry, his cock leaking precum under his loose pants. "Shit, that pussy's calling me," he muttered, imagining his hands replacing hers.
Her tits jiggled as she shifted, and he had to fight the urge to bust in and bend her over right then and there. Keep washing, Mother; I'm learning more than realms today.
His grin turned wicked, cock throbbing wild as he watched her soap that bushy pussy.
"Fuck this," he muttered, yanking his pants down in one quick move.
Tossing them aside, his thick, hard cock sprang free, ready for action. He barged through the door, swinging it freely like he owned the place, acting all innocent with a dumbass smile.
She jumped, water splashing everywhere, as she spun around.
"Zhang Fei!" she shouted, throwing one arm over her tits and the other over her pussy. "What the hell are you doing?!"