{Twinkle twinkle little dick}

 "Oh, my! Why is he chasing after me! What's his problem seriously!!" Hallelujah groans as she runs through the hallway with Easton running after her.

She would have gotten away but unluckily for her, Eloise double crossed her making her halt.

"Get out of my way" She seethe.

"Easton!! Over here! I've got your little rat!" Eloise merely screamed to Easton who ran over to them.

"I need no soothsayer to tell me you've caused another nuisance. Why? What did you do this time around?" Eloise jeered at the same time Easton got to them.

Students already gathered also, eager to watch the drama that's about to happen. 

Eloise and Hallelujah has always been at loggerheads and not a day passes without those two bickering about one thing or another. 

Eloise is the bad b*tch type. She's got everything to be a bad ass. She's beautiful, smart, tall and endowed. She's really popular among the guys and only goes for the ones that matches her status. 

 While Hallelujah at the other hand is the complete opposite of the her. Unlike Eloise, she's rather portrayed as an Angel. She has got a face to justify that.

Yeah she's beautiful. Charming and cute. Her simple smile could get guys falling at her feet.

Unlike Eloise, she's rather short and petite. Also, she's not that good in her academics and no matter how popular she is among guys, she never dates any of them.

It is said that these two has been friends from kindergarten but no one knows their history. 

Why they hate each other so much remains secret till tomorrow.

"Wouldn't you like to know?" Hallelujah jeered back folding her arms.

"But I think it'll be more pleasing for you not to find out. A war would break out if you do. Right Easton?" Hallelujah faced Easton whose face flushed with embarrassment instantly.

"What are you talking about? Easton...what did she do?" Eloise asked but Easton couldn't utter a word. How is he to say something that embarrassing.

"Follow me" He grabbed Hallelujah's wrist pulling her away.

"Let me go!! I did nothing wrong so let me go!!" She struggled fighting out of his hold.

"Shut it before I deal with you" Easton looks back and threaten.

"Don't think you can threaten me! It's not my fault I saw that anyway"

"What?"

"Why? Are you going to bully me...cause I saw something I shouldn't have seen"

"What is she talking about? Easton what's going on?" Eloise urged.

"It's nothing. You just follow me if you don't wanna die"

"Of course i won't follow you! Why should I? It's not my fault you've got a dick of a seven months old so why should I be bullied for that!!" She blurted out.

"What?"

"What?!"

"What did she just say?"

Gasps and murmurs erupt in the whole hall and Easton's eyes enlarged.

"A...a what?" Eloise asked to be sure of what she just said.

"Yeah! You heard right. Five minutes ago I just found out your great bully of a boyfriend here has a dick as small as a seven months old baby!!" She countered.

"Ask him if you think I'm lying or pull down his pants right here" Hallelujah added.

"Easton?" Eloise called slowly demanding an explanation.

"Hey. Don't tell me you don't know about this. You guys are dating so you should know better"

"Eloise I..."

 "Was this the reason? Was this why you always gave lame excuses whenever I asked to be intimate!!" Eloise shouted at his face.

"I was gonna tell you. At the right time.."

"The right time??"

 "Babe listen i_" A slap landed on his face stopping him from talking. 

"Wow...this is getting more intense. This is my chance" Hallelujah tried sneaking away but Eloise drag her back before she could.

"Ahh what now!"

"Where do you think you're going?"

"To wherever I deem fit. It's none of your business"

"You want to run away after causing a rift between us??"

"Then what do you want me to do! It's between you so sort it out yourselves. You should be happy and thankful cause you found out about this because of me so why the wrangling?"

"You!"

"Don't even think of pouring out your frustrations on me. Pour it on him instead..I'm not the one who deceived your sorry ass!"

"How dare you run your mouth right now you lout!" Easton grip unto her collar also seething angrily.

"Let me go!!"

 "Would you if you were me?

 "So what do you want from me?"

"Apologize"

"What?"

"Apologize to me and Eloise...then I'll think about forgiving you" Easton said and she scoffs.

"Hallelujah doesn't apologize...I'll never do that"

"Really??" Easton smirks darkly.

"You must really wanna die uh?" He glared dangerously at her scaring her out of her wits. Hallelujah gulped.

"Ermm...instead of apologizing I've got a better idea" She said which got Easton raising a brow.

"How about I sing you a song?" She Opined.

"Do I look like I'm kidding right now?"

"Hey, come on. This could be classified as an apology also. Let me go. I'll sing and dance for you. The kids are here and they'll all film this. It'll be all over the school and I'll be the one humiliated isn't that better?" Hallelujah asked.

"How can I trust you? You're one cunning little witch"

"You think I'll do something crazy enough to make you kill me then? I...am so scared of you right now. Can't you see I'm shaking??" 

Easton smirks and let her go then face the students.

 "You better capture this well" He stepped back and Hallelujah clears her throat.

"Here I go" She smiles and all eyes focused on her.

 "Twinkle twinkle little dick! She pointed at Easton's pants surprising him and every other person there.

 How I wonder what you are, She shrugged.

 So tiny to fit a hole She gestured to Eloise this time around.

 Like a needle in the well!" She sang sarcastically dancing funnily at the same time.

 Like a needle in the well!! 

 LIKE A NEEDLE!! She sang.

 IN THE WELL!!! The students sang back loudly.

 I SAY LIKE A NEEDLE!! She sang loudly.

 IN THE WELL!!! Everyone chorus.

Laughter filled up the place, and Easton looks around ashamed.

"HEYYYYY!!!" Eloise yelled out in anger making her stop and turn. Hallelujah looks at her with an innocent face.

"Why? You don't like it?" She asked starring at the fuming Eloise.

"By the way I've got a question for ya...I'm asking this because I'm curious and I'm sure everyone here is also. How do you guys do it?" She quizzed.

"What?"

"Think about it...a wide hole" She gestured to Eloise.

"And a tiny mini tweeny little dicky" She gestured to Easton this time.

"Just wondering...how do you guys cope?" She asked again and Eloise eyes turned red.