Every Bounty Hunter in the City Tries to Kill Finn

The first guy who lunged at Finn got instantly drop-kicked by Zephyria.

The second guy got electrocuted by Vespera's shock darts.

The third guy, a seven-foot-tall bruiser, grabbed Finn by the collar—

—and immediately exploded when Tess threw a bomb at him.

Finn, still dangling, just sobbed. "WHY IS THIS MY LIFE."

Zephyria hauled him to his feet. "Less whining, more running."

Vespera cackled. "Oh no, we're not running."

Tess, grinning, kicked open the saloon doors.

"WE'RE TAKING OVER THE TOWN."

Finn froze. "Wait. WHAT."

Vespera grabbed a bottle of rum and smashed it over someone's head. "PIRATE QUEEN VIBES, LET'S GOOOOO."

The entire bar erupted into chaos.

Finn curled into a ball. "I want to go home."

Zephyria, fighting six people at once, yelled, "THIS IS YOUR HOME NOW!"

Finn sobbed harder.