Finn’s Very Bad, No Good, Absolutely Horrible Day

Finn, still tied to a chair, hyperventilated as the entire pirate town of Blackmire chanted his name.

"FINN! FINN! FINN!"

He sobbed. "This is not how I wanted to be famous."

Zephyria, now wearing a stolen pirate captain's hat, grinned. "Face it, Finn. You're a living legend now."

Tess, counting more stolen gold, nodded. "It's kind of impressive how everything you do makes people go crazy."

Vespera took a swig of rum and smirked. "The ladies especially."

Finn screamed internally.

Zephyria patted his head. "Relax. As long as we keep a low profile, we should be fine."

Just then, a giant explosion rocked the entire town.

Finn, dead inside, groaned. "Why did you say that?"