Finn Gets Kidnapped Again (Shocking, I Know)

Before Finn could react, Ignis sprinted at him with inhuman speed.

"Time for your kidnapping, my love!"

Finn kicked over his chair and rolled away. "NOOOOOPE."

Zephyria fired a warning shot. "BACK OFF, PSYCHO PRINCESS."

Ignis deflected the bullet with her sword. "Ah, Zephyria. Still in my way, I see."

Zephyria cracked her knuckles. "You know it."

Tess threw a bomb. "We should really leave."

BOOM.

The street exploded, sending people flying.

Finn, somehow still tied to a chair, rolled into a pile of crates.

Vespera, laughing, sliced his ropes. "C'mon, Disaster Boy. Time to run."

Finn, now free, immediately tripped.

Zephyria sighed. "I hate you."

Ignis, still unfazed, grabbed Finn's arm.

"TIME TO GO, LOVE~!"

Finn, flailing, screamed, "WHY IS SHE SO STRONG?!"

Zephyria tackled Ignis. "NOPE."

Tess, throwing another bomb: "We are NOT letting Finn get married today."

Vespera: "Yeah, at least take him on a date first."

Finn: "DON'T ENCOURAGE HER."

The street descended into absolute chaos.