Finn Wakes Up in Yet Another Cell

Finn groaned, blinking awake.

He was inside a luxurious yet heavily locked room aboard Rosa's pirate ship.

Finn: "…At least it's not a dungeon this time."

Rosa strolled in, smirking.

Rosa: "Comfy?"

Finn: "NO."

Rosa leaned closer. "Listen, pretty boy. That bounty on your head is juicy."

Finn: "I SWEAR I'M NOT WORTH IT."

Rosa: "Oh, I think you are."

Finn: "…Why are you looking at me like that."

Rosa chuckled. "Because I just realized something."

She grabbed Finn's chin. "You'd make a great first mate."

Finn: "…Wait. What?"

Rosa: "Join my crew."

Finn: "WH—WHAT?!

Rosa: "You have incredible luck, everyone wants you, and you attract chaos. You'd make an amazing pirate."

Finn: "NO I WOULD NOT."

Rosa: "Oh? So you'd rather be sold to the Empire?"

Finn: "…I hate you."

Rosa, grinning: "You'll learn to love me, sweetheart."

Finn: "I WANT A REFUND ON MY LIFE."