Finn, The Reluctant Pirate Hostage

The pirate ship shook violently as explosions rocked the deck.

Rosa, still grinning: "Welp. Looks like your fan club is here."

Finn: "THEY'RE NOT MY FAN CLUB."

Rosa: "They fight like one."

BOOM!

A section of the ship burst into flames as Ignis landed in the middle of the wreckage.

Ignis: "WHERE. IS. MY. FINN?"

Finn: "…I AM NOT A PET."

Aurelia swung in dramatically on a rope, landing perfectly next to Ignis.

Aurelia: "Oh, good. He's alive."

Zephyria, hovering down with her mechanical wings: "For now."

Tess, reloading her gun: "We should fix that."

Vespera, stealing a pirate's coat mid-battle: "This ship is nice. Can we keep it?"

Finn: "HOW ABOUT WE RESCUE ME FIRST?!"

Rosa, laughing: "I like you people. You're all insane."

Finn: "I DON'T LIKE THAT YOU LIKE THAT."