Finn’s Life Somehow Gets Weirder

Inside the transport, Finn glared at Selene.

Finn: "So. Are you gonna explain why you kidnapped me?"

Selene, smirking slightly: "You're an Imperial secret."

Finn: "I'M A WHAT."

Selene: "You don't remember, do you?"

Finn: "…Remember what?"

Selene: "That's classified."

Finn: "I'M THE ONE YOU CLASSIFIED?!"

Selene: "Yes."

Finn: "HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!"

Selene, smugly: "Guess you'll have to find out."

Finn, screaming internally.