The Harem’s Brilliant (?) Plan

Inside the abandoned factory, Finn sat on a crate, rubbing his temples.

Finn, groaning: "Okay. Can someone please explain why an entire empire wants me?"

Zephyria, adjusting her goggles: "Because you're important."

Finn: "Wow. That's so helpful."

Aurelia, leaning against the wall: "We don't have all the details, but you were part of some classified Imperial project."

Finn: "…Okay, see, that is news to me."

Tess, polishing her rifle: "We need to figure out what they did to you. And why Selene wants you alive."

Ignis, grinning: "Or we could just blow up the Imperial Palace and solve everything."

Finn, deadpan: "STOP SUGGESTING THAT."

Vespera, smirking: "No, no, I like this plan."

Finn: "I AM SURROUNDED BY MANIACS."

Zephyria, grinning: "You love us."

Finn: "…Irrelevant."