Planning the Dumbest Heist Ever

The crew drifted downriver on makeshift rafts, soaked, bruised, and still technically alive.

Finn, wringing out his coat: "Alright. Someone, please tell me why stealing the Emperor's flagship is even on the table."

Zephyria, grinning: "Because it's the fastest way out of the Empire."

Tess, reloading her rifle: "And it's loaded with enough firepower to make sure no one follows us."

Ignis, bouncing excitedly: "AND IT HAS GIANT CANNONS."

Finn, sighing deeply: "…Of course it does."

Vespera, smirking as she leans close: "Oh, come on, Finn~. Think of the adventure."

Finn, groaning: "Every time you say 'adventure,' I end up running for my life."

Aurelia, gripping her sword: "Then we'd better make sure this plan actually works."

Finn, crossing his arms: "Fine. Explain."

Zephyria, unrolling blueprints: "Alright, listen up…"