The Empress, calmly sipping tea as explosions go off in the background: "Did you really think I'd let you steal my finest warship?"
Finn, muttering: "I was hoping."
The Empress, smiling: "No, dear boy. I let you take it because I needed it moved."
Zephyria, realizing: "Oh cogs… the ship wasn't the trap. We were."
Finn, groaning: "Can we go one day without being someone's grand scheme?!"
The Empress, grinning: "And now, dear Finn, you will personally deliver my fleet's greatest weapon to enemy territory."
Finn, dead inside: "…We're flying straight into a warzone, aren't we?"
The Empress, smiling: "Yes."
SELF-DESTRUCT IN 2:30
Finn, throwing his hands up: "AND THE SHIP IS STILL GOING TO EXPLODE."
Ignis, laughing: "Best. Day. Ever."