Flashback (10)

It all started when Knox Cthul, self-proclaimed mastermind of entertainment, stood up one evening and slammed his hand on the table.

"Tonight," he declared, grinning, "we settle it once and for all. Who is the funniest among us?"

Varek, leaning back in his chair, sighed. "Do we have to?"

Dicio smirked. "Afraid of losing?"

Vikas, arms crossed, raised a brow. "I don't see how this proves anything."

Knox ignored their complaints. "The rules are simple! We take turns telling jokes. If someone laughs, they're out! Last one standing wins."

Dicio stretched his arms. "Easy win for me."

Varek shrugged. "Fine."

Vikas sighed. "Let's just get this over with."

Knox clapped his hands. "Alright! I'll start."

He cleared his throat. "Why did the mage bring a ladder to the bar?"

Silence.

Knox grinned. "Because he heard the drinks were on the house!"

Dicio snorted.

Varek shook his head. "Weak."

Vikas didn't even blink.

Knox huffed. "Fine, fine. Your turn, Dicio."

Dicio leaned forward. "Why don't skeletons fight each other?"

Varek raised an eyebrow.

Dicio grinned. "Because they don't have the guts!"

Vikas let out the softest exhale.

Knox pointed immediately. "He laughed!"

Vikas glared. "I didn't."

Knox smirked. "You breathed out too hard!"

Varek rubbed his temples. "This is the dumbest game."

Knox ignored him. "Your turn, Vikas."

Vikas sighed. "Fine." He stared at them dead serious. "A fire mage walked into an ice shop. He left disappointed."

Silence.

Then, Dicio burst out laughing.

Knox clapped his hands. "OUT!"

Dicio, still laughing, wiped a tear from his eye. "That—was—so bad—"

Varek sighed. "My turn."

He looked them in the eye and simply said, "Knox's cooking."

Everyone froze.

Then, Dicio fell off his chair laughing.

Knox's eye twitched. "That—doesn't count."

Vikas smirked. "Oh, it does."

Knox crossed his arms. "Fine. New rule—no targeting the judge."

Varek leaned back. "I thought this was a fair game?"

Knox grumbled. "Let's just—move on."

The night continued with joke after joke, but in the end…

Varek won.

His final joke?

Looking Knox in the eyes and saying, "Your chances of getting a girlfriend."

Knox screamed in betrayal.