Garden Fauna Experience

"What is it?"

"The human called it a 'Hedge Hog' but it doesn't look like a porcine of any kind."

"Yes, but the humans give names where they're unrelated to what it actually is."

"This is true... Oh... Oh... Is that eating a...?"

"I think I'm going to be sick."

"Do you think it's actually enjoying that? It seems to be eating the shell-less mollusc with great enjoyment."

"But it's got a mouth full of mucus now!"

"I don't like this planet. Can't we go to one where there's less... Organics?"

"This world has the requisite minerals we need..."